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Walz v Vance (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by BlucifersVeinyAnus@sh.itjust.works to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
 

You know it’s true

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[–] 24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world 133 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I see Vance more as the guy that's chair of the HOA board, and drives around the neighborhood six times a day looking for any minor infraction to write up, but only for the residents he has beef with - looking the other way when one of his "friends" is in violation of the CC&Rs. So he's the guy that puts a lien on your house while you're in the hospital.

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

couch of the HOA

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 71 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not downvoting you because this was a bad post.

I'm downvoting you because I can't unsee it.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Drag queen tuck...

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Well, found this year's Halloween costume.

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago

The new J.D. Vance Doll™ from Blamco.

Couch sold separately
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Also Vance: sneaks into your house and violates your couch while you're in the hospital.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

Vance would break in and steal your stuff, fuck your furniture and then call the HOA.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then goes inside and fucks your couch

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

"She shouldn't have been upholstered in silky smooth velour. She was asking for it!"

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Walz is also liable to send over some hot dish after you get out.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I straight up thought I was looking at Danny Devito for the Walz photo

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

I wonder if they could get him to do an appearance on SNL

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Me too, when he’s on that life is good merch kick for an IASIP episode

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

Life is happy, baby!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Fucking couch fucker

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

I'm lucky, my HOA handles the grass themselves

Just gotta shovel the snow directly in front of my house

I think being in a relatively walkable neighborhood means all the usual shenanigans that power tripping HOAs pull aren't as easily deployed