Man flights to Finland are too expensive, got to start a local league
Try convincing people to stay completely naked with other unknown dudes in an extremely hot room
It's a great time actually. Done it for years in Japan. Its not hard not to stare at other people's junk...right?
I mean, how many people here have been to Japan?
Considering how many weebs are here, either everybody or nobody.
Doki Doki uwu nyan :3
Doki doki desu ne!
Demo, pika pika, kawai rawr yo! kira kira uwu'tebayo!ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ
Really hope this isn't fake and gay, and just gay
No, it's very real. They even sell rank badges, which are apparently sold out at the moment:
https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/sarma-cottage-rank-insignia/74244
Remember, it's not gay if the balls don't touch. Not gay in this case.
Remember is also not bad if it's gay. We love our gay brothers.
Wait what?
It's a 4chan thing where someone answers to a "true story" that it's fake and gay, just like the "this is a Bangladeshi knitting forum"
Yeah I know but this was a joking reaction to the post since they said they don't want it to be fake (ie. It implies they would like to play this game)
As would everyone, including you
Seems pretty obvious: it's the person under the bench who is the gollum (?). Not sure they thought this through.
The game is to try and pretend you don’t have a finger up your ass (if the gollum has their finger up your ass). Then everyone takes turns looking around and figuring out who actually has a finger up their ass, so they call the bluff of the person who is pretending to not have a finger up their ass.
If you guess correctly, you get to be the gollum whom is immune to having a finger up their ass.
The real game is to guess wrongly. Nobody wants a stinky finger.
Anyway, the game is broken because whoever has a finger in their asshole has probably noticed and is able to guess right or wrong depending on taste.
It doesn't work with mixed genders either. Nobody is going to poke uncle Juha when stepsister Aino is also there.
So, it's not much of game, but just a regular gay time.
They should just cut to the chase and suck each others dicks
probably
seems like the only way to win is not to play
Agreed that I think taste is the only way to tell who has something up their ass.
If you guess correctly, you get to be the gollum whom is immune to having a finger up their ass.
Wait..
I was following up until this point.
I thought the point of being the gollum was you get to put your finger in someone's ass, not that you don't get to have one in yours
They have to guess which one of them has the gollums finger up their ass, not who is fingering ass
Oh, I've never played before so I didn't get the rules. I was thinking the person with the finger had to guess whose finger it was...
Gollum puts his finger in the ass of the victim and tries to make them squirm. Then everyone tries to guess who the victim is by going one at a time, in order. If they guess correctly Gollum wins and goes again, if they guess wrong then the victim wins and becomes Gollum. There is strategy in who you pick if you're Gollum, if you pick someone too early in the order they might be able to hold their composure. If your pick someone too late then people have more chances to guess the wrong person before they get to the victim.
It's a lot like Among Us except everyone is naked and one of the crewmates has a finger in his ass.
Maybe it's dark in the sauna? Idk.
My contribution to the discussion is that the Greek phrase for "(in) my ass", if said in a hasty/hillbilly way, sounds pretty similar to Gollum. Might even call in to question the true nationality of this game's visionary inventor.
I hate and love this post, as Gollum hates and love The Ring and himself
Sticking his finger in your ring huh? My prescious indeed 😂
And I thought they had weird pranks here in Japan.
Are you sure it ISN'T a Japanese game show?
This is … super gay
Nothing gay about it. It's just a game you play with a bunch of naked sweaty men in a small room. Saunas are super hetero.
I'm kind of curious as to how the hobbit and lord of the rings were translated into Finnish now
All I can tell you is there's a lot more fingers in assholes in the Finnish version
Perkele!
There's an actual Finnish film version of LotR, if you want to do the research:
"finger"
Greentexts, memes, everything 4chan.
