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[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Really hope this isn't fake and gay, and just gay

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, it's very real. They even sell rank badges, which are apparently sold out at the moment:

https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/sarma-cottage-rank-insignia/74244

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sauna Gollum is a delightful Finnish party game. The person chosen as Sauna Gollum goes under the sauna benches to poke the people sitting on them from underneath. The first one to stand up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game among naked friends. Since the game is very demanding, you will start at the candidate stage and work your way to the esteemed Sauna Gollum rank through rigorous training.

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[–] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Remember, it's not gay if the balls don't touch. Not gay in this case.

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Remember is also not bad if it's gay. We love our gay brothers.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It may be hard to not touch the balls

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don’t sit on them, do you?

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry, I have a rare condition named hyperorchia (my balls are so big I need to sit on them when I sit and move them by cart when I'm walking)

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a 4chan thing where someone answers to a "true story" that it's fake and gay, just like the "this is a Bangladeshi knitting forum"

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah I know but this was a joking reaction to the post since they said they don't want it to be fake (ie. It implies they would like to play this game)

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

As would everyone, including you