Don't worry, it's kept totally secure and absolutely nobody can view the images except for Elon.

If you wanted to see under the kilt, you only needed to ask…or not even, sometimes.

That would be a very popular feature with Tesla owners. Just scrap the internal camera and bingo bongo

This is only a temporary stopgap until Musk figures out a way to ship a miniature clone of himself with every Tesla who will live under your driver's seat.

Just about ahead of the curve I see (only just)

Ludicrous mode 2

I know there’s a joke in here about the pricks driving the cars but I’m too tired to figure out what it is.

I'm pretty sure this is old news.

At press time, the feature was reportedly discontinued after the company discovered not a single Tesla owner was a woman.

Damn, the Onion is too good. I was going to make that joke when I saw the headline lol