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[-] highalectical@lemmygrad.ml 49 points 5 months ago
[-] Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

This and the Morpheus soda one were funny.

But both would've been better if they were made by traditional photoshopping.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

One of his fingers is a muzzle

[-] sappho@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

It's really fascinating to me that this is what people make when the barrier to artistic creation disappears. It reminds me of some Youtuber books - they're written by people with no literary skill or experience, but they produce them because they've gotten popular enough that the books are a profitable endeavor regardless of quality. Until you read a Youtuber book you don't consciously realize what is necessary to write a book, because usually, mostly, only people who have that ineffable something do write novels. And here: you don't realize what is needed to actually create art and not just images, until you see people with no artistic literacy or skill produce what they think of as art.

Visual art and literature are windows to the soul, and normally only a certain type of person goes through the effort to open that window for us. Here, and in Youtuber books, you can see inside a completely different type of person. And their soul looks like waifus and cowboys.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

because usually, mostly, only people who have that ineffable something do write novels

People have always been writing terrible fiction. Trawl the depths of AO3 and fanfiction.net, look at the great mound of rejected novels by aspiring authors. Artistic mediocrity is a part of the human condition the same as artistic excellence.

For the most part, the "ineffable something" required to write a good book is years of practice, an editor and the barrier to entry that is convincing a publisher to take you on.

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

"normal people can't just do art"

reminds me of when my "friends" told me my abstract paintings aren't art

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

It reminds me of some Youtuber books - they're written by people with no literary skill or experience

Rick Beato has entered the chat

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago
[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Rick Beato is a music YouTuber and overall insufferable dipshit and borderline child abuser. He started plugging a self-published "book" several years back that was supposed to be a self-contained songwriting and music theory course, but it's mostly just gibberish and copy-pasted scale/chord finder/circle of fifths diagrams yanked from Google Image Search.

KDH, our beloved Irish drama llama, did a takedown video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EfLcFImdg8

And since the bot seems to be down: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=0EfLcFImdg8

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Oh this guy!!! When I was in uni, one of my music teachers recommended an episode of his podcast where he talked about the human element in music or something. Like how when producing music on the computer you should always adjust the timings or amplitude of each note to make them slightly different, to sound like it was played by a human, to make it more emotional sounding. And I can get the idea behind that - like many things in music production, it's a cool trick to add to your arsenal - but Rick Beato was obsessed with it. Like he said you should use this trick every time or else your music doesn't count as music because it's not emotional enough! Like, no, I've cried to EDM before. It seemed like he had an opinion on the types of music he liked and was pushing those as fact rather than his opinion.

Also on the same episode of that podcast he shilled cryptocurrency.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Also on the same episode of that podcast he shilled cryptocurrency.

michael-laugh

[-] good_girl@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is exactly what bothers me about these people and for me it's especially exemplified by the one person who posted the astronaut lady with the dogs.

I posted this earlier with full metadata (sorry, I still have not gotten around to fix the poor dog's legs ๐Ÿ˜…): Except for her companions, she is leaving everything behind...

There is just something about the image that make me want to hug her and her dogs, and assure her that everything will be all right.

Like what the fuck do you mean "There is something about the image..."

Mother fucker you supposedly created the image you're supposed to know what it is "about the image".

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

what are "Youtuber books"? like someone who became famous on YouTube decides to write a novel?

[-] booty@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

God they're all such garbage

how is it possible that AI can't even accidentally make art that doesn't suck ass

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Cowboys make so much sense. AfghanHitler dude should seek help.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like the trash plagiarism machine but like... they're proud of this garbage? Oof

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

this horse with high heels.

Ackshually, that's a dewclaw. Scientists hypothesized that they were used to trip prey during pursuits.

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