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Honk rule (sh.itjust.works)

alt-text“a Pontiac Vibe with a huge check engine light in the back window and a cluster of bumper stickers that read: remember if you honk all you honk at me i will honk if you get any closer you have to i honk honk if you will if myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk”

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[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 170 points 2 weeks ago
[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago

Laughed like an idiot at this, thanks

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

did you mean "honk honk, honke"?

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 62 points 2 weeks ago

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago

The big neon Check Engine light is a nice cherry on top

[-] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's a GM product, it's factory

P0420 P0613

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

As an owner of two GM products, yep. Constant pains in my ass. You'd think I'd have learned after the first one.

That said, the Pontiac Vibe was the result of a collaboration with Toyota and, while the Pontiac Vibe and the Toyota Matrix aren't the exact same car, I believe all models of the Vibe did come with toyota-built engines.

All this to say, the Pontiac Vibe was one of GMs better products, because it was more Toyota than GM.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

as someone who knows nothing about cars Pontiac Vibe sounds like a vibrator, wouldn't even be a first time a japanese vehicle company did both

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Actual photograph

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 weeks ago

I imagine a goose would have the worst road rage.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 47 points 2 weeks ago
[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, now I get it.

[-] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Say what you will, but this person absolutely knows what they're about.

[-] luckystarr@feddit.de 25 points 2 weeks ago

I also have been personally victimized by honk!

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

You said I could!

[-] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Call Honk! Attorney at honk!

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

This got some serious Bottom Gear vibes

[-] hazeebabee@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Honk if you honk

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

is this a car or a goose?

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

This whole post is a vibe

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

I miss /r/InfoWarriorRides.

And whatever the less-crazy one was.

... and /r/SchizophreniaRides, the waaay crazier one.

[-] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

InformedWarriorRide?

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Remember, honk if you honk all you. If anything at me, I will honk honk. If you get any closer, I have to honk. If, if you will...if I honk myself, want honk if you have. Ever been personally victimized by honk? CHECK ENGINE. 🖕

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

No idea the message they are trying to convey there, but that sure is a vibe.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Untitled Pontiac Game.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I had a strHONK trying to read those stickers.

[-] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no it's HONKening!

[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Assuming this is in America, we're full of Honkies.

[-] Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Blackout@kbin.run 7 points 2 weeks ago

They really do have a sticker for everyone

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

If you honk at me I will get aroused

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

honks lightly

[-] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like with the right beat these lyrics are fire

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just hiding a parking damage. Been there, done that too.

[-] partmussels@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Have you ever had a honk that you, um, you had, your, you- you honks, you'll honk, you- you honks, you honk, you honk him to honk you so much you honk do anything?

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Undergoing severe semantic satiation here lads.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

what is this, Gamzee's car?

[-] pero@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Needs the megahertz of the Pontiac horn in front of “vibe”.

[-] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Honk Jesus honk

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