press button

Get million dollars

Wtf I thought this was the button that turns you into a girl

No, the chance of death isn't high enough

sets up auto clicker

Meanwhile, people who play Xcom refuse to press the button.

So like every regular day waking up, but this time with the million dollar chance.

The big question is how many times to press it. Once at least is a given. It does specify the death as gruesome, so I don't really want the death, but I'd also like enough money to not have to worry again until a non gruesome death.

Like, if it was painless death, I'd probably say something like 20 or 30 times, but with a gruesome one...maybe 5 max, or perhaps even less. Still, one or two pushes is a given.

As many times as I can before dying. The family gets the money, I'm gone. Win win.

Only 1% chance of winning? Fuck no.

I'd absolutely press it once, because if I'm unlucky enough to hit a 1% on the first press, I think I'd rather just be dead anyway. That kinda bad luck will kill you in some other way.

Long time Xcom player here, back to the original series.

No.

Swap those numbers and you got yourself a deal!

Considering real life, it's a pretty good deal. Real jobs have a way-higher guresome death chance to 1 million dollar ratio, and most of the time you just end up in a dead-end job.

sweet, a quantum immortality tester that prints money.

Stop, stop, the button only works once!

Your odds of dying are worse if you earn the million through work.

Either way I deal with my dysphoria :3

What happens if I slap the button with my cock?

99 times

I'm pressing it multiple times until I get my gruesome death of being buried under a mountain of money.

Hmm, I'm a little surprised at how consistent the responses are, but I guess I shouldn't be. I just know that if I did that spam until death and pass it all on to family thing that others here are about, well I wouldn't trust my family to adequately handle big money after my death; they'd fuck it up, the greedy shitty ones would try and steal the will, keep some other family members from getting any; just anything to not just do what I wanted, and I wouldn't be there to deal with it.

But regardless, since I found out I was trans, 1% death chance is too big for me. I want to live and experience my life approximately closer to how it always should have been, even though I lost a couple decades getting there. Hell, just the million dollars, even if we say it's somehow still taxed and the fed takes a bunch, could resolve all my debts, pay for all my trans surgeries, and I'd still have more to help my family without them just fucking it all up. But I still wouldn't want to risk the death for that.

Those are some absolutely beautiful odds if it's a one off 1% chance of death by pressing the button! Sign me up, Scotty!

A MILLION DOLLARS! Austin Powers scene.

No. But for 100 million 🤔

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You could apply that 1% chance of a gruesome death to every single day the rest of forever(my life, anyways); I'm still pushing the button.

Thats a win-win Situation, why wouldn't I push it?

Already dying a gruesome death tho, ain't I. Million bucks sounds handy

Considering the extreme risk involved despite the low odds, I would not.
It is tempting and the odds of hitting that 1% on the first press are low, so the chance of a payoff is very good, but on the other hand, you won't get any money if you hit that 1% first try, so even leaving money for loved ones is out of the question there.

You can press it 69 times and still have a 50% chance of living

Win-Win

Press once, if I live get my will in order for the situation, then press until I die.

Real question is how often are you willing to press the button

Either way my problems will go away so why not.