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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

So he's a real life Rob Liefeld Captain America?

(Minus the muscle, obviously.)

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

hey stop with the censorship

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Not my image. Just the first one I found in an image search. I'm sure if you want to see tiny Captain America penis, you can find it though.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Exactly what I thought! Only now I'm conflicted because I used to think that cover was an awful understanding on anatomy.

Now.. I wonder if he just had musk relatives as case studies.

[-] Blankmann@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Note that, if he were to move his arms, the rest of his torso wouldn't look like Cap's.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It looks like Liefeld just decided that everything in this picture is part of Caps right pec.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

How is it physically possible to be shaped like this? This is as odd as the zuckerburg leg shot. Bunch of weird assholes.

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Not a doctor but I’ve always felt he looks like he has something called barrel chest. It’s typically associated with emphysema but there are other causes as well. I wonder if he has always been shaped like this or if it’s something that started for him later in life.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

This is genuinely what HGH without exercise looks like

[-] Lemonparty@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah he swore he was gonna get swole and then didn't do the lifting part so he literally just swelled up like a fat tick

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago
[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Only because he's sucking his gut in so hard. Which must be exhausting.

Go on Elon, relax and let that beer belly hang loose. You're not fooling anyone.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's what I do; just let it all hang out

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

I didn't know autistic people cared about outward appearances of their physique. Anyway Elon is on Ozempic now. I wonder how that's going for him.

[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Why can't we care?

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yes seriously that picture up there is so old, it was pre-cybertrufk. Someone please update it by trading that person in his chest for a CyberTruck.

[-] Cap@kbin.social 5 points 1 month ago

Watch as Musk seamlessly blends in with his surroundings. Predators are unable to distinguish his profile from the white yacht with black trim.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Had a nice laugh at that one.

[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think it’s staph. What does everyone else think?

this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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