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Like who cares. They're afraid of even letting a crowd form at the DNC.

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[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

Love how the 3 most popular candidates are all old men in various states of mental decline who are popular purely because of name recognition

Not on their part mind, most of them can't recognize any names they've been told after 1975

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

2028 election: democrats unveil the reanimated corpse of Charles II of spain

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Not voting is effectively giving a vote to the Bourbon dynasty. Don't let perfect be the enemy of good. Vote Habsburg

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

All a good representation of americas decline.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 3 months ago

What if we all just like... called a mulligan on 2024? I mean, come on guys. What are we doing here? Toss the two geezers gently and respectfully cough from a height unable to harm them... and we uh just do this thing again.

I mean at least Republicans had an actual primary. Was it obviously biased? Sure... it was biased towards Ron and then Nikki and yet our ketchup loving wet boy won anyway (I did a twist)

If I write in "worm" for POTUS in November that counts for RFK too right?

[-] D61@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

RFK Jr doesn't run with a VP.

Brian the Brain Worm is the President and RFK is its vice President. brainworms

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

I don't even know why you're posting this trash.

The Fairness Meter rates it as UNFAIR LEFT LEANING propaganda.

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It is pretty funny ngl that the chuds literally just got bored of listening to their Supreme God Emperor Pedophile Slayer who's going to SAVE AMERICA speaking and left to go get overpriced hotdogs that'll give them heartfailures or some shit instead

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Imagine if they applied this sort of scrutiny to the handful of stragglers that make up a Biden crowd.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

I mean it is pretty damn funny that he was still talking 90 minutes later even after a lot of people got cold and left

[-] highalectical@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 months ago

Drumpf has tiny hands and tiny crowds lol.

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