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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

New site tagline just dropped lmfao and possible new emote

Link to the tweet also Mike does not look to be in good health

:jaded-snakeoil:

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[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 72 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

sermon on the mound

Jesus threw a no hitter that day.

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Amazing how many "Christians" completely ignore the lessons in The Sermon on the Mount.

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

They apparently can't even spell it correctly. It's also funny to think of Jesus "taking the stage" like he's doing religious Coachella.

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

It's a bit account, it's misspelled on purpose

[-] callTheQuestion@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

sermon on the mound

i think he's talking about participating in a reading of the vagina monologues

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

I had a prophetic vision of the Sermon on the Mound (I watched Kerry Wood's 20K game on Youtube)

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 57 points 6 months ago
[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That would actually be a really good name for this pic if we made it an emote

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago

out here looking like IRL Paul Bearer

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[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago

I get to be pedantic to this loser, yay: Paul wasn't an apostle while Jesus was alive, he became one while persecuting Christians after his death and resurrection. If you're going to be a christofascist at least know the key points of the gospel?

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

This twitter account is a bit

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Huh. Egg on my face then lol.

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

If Paul was persecuting Christians while Jesus was alive, would that make Biden Trump's Paul equivalent? Or perhaps one of the DAs who indicted Jan 6 people?

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

My man looks like he's going to walk down to the ring next to The Undertaker

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

Looks like he's been defrosted by an undertaker.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

ohhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I came back and this picture still makes me laugh just as hard

Dude looks like an extra in Shaun of the Dead

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Dude looks like my most evil turkish uncle

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[-] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

Mike's hittin that coke again

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

For a guy who sells pillows he sure doesn’t appear to be sleeping well

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

It's not a pillow it's a giant bag of white powder that gives him the zoomies

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

Mike looking more ghoulish by the day

[-] Doubledee@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

I was gonna say that's not how I remember him looking.

I especially appreciate how checked out he appears.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago
[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

I especially appreciate how checked out he appears.

it's an incredible look. If trump dies Santos/Pillow would be an immaculate ticket.

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[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Looks like franks lawyer from IASIP. The one who wears large hands and has artistic photos of young children.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I am no joke inconsolably weeping laughing, this fucking fucking guy Hholy ufckk

Oh it hurts, my face and throat ache, typing this through tears, what the fuck man we live in such amazing times

Ahahahaa what the fuck I'm still busting up everything about this is perfect, the perfect blue sky, the guy next to him, the fact that everyone is just pretending nothing is wrong and he looks like he's just seen the Ring girl, this is so fucking funny holy shit I've literally just had my Rocz Joker moment with this, ive been cackling so much my head feels 8 pounds lighter. This is the most catharsis I've felt in months.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

No lie he looks like a sicko drawing sicko-no

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago
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[-] halykthered@lemmy.ml 23 points 6 months ago

Just fucked up an Oblivion persuasion wheel looking motherfucker.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

My Pillow Guy looking like a zombie extra in a cheap indie short film.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Mike looking like he hates Trump supporters as much as Trump does.

[-] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

So that's back to back Gary Peterson USA bangers.Melania air force one painting with trump was from this guy too. Is he a great troll or a genuine freak?

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

The greatest trolls are the most genuine freaks

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wait that's not a borat wax figure? squad-concern-2

What is this 1st person grammar "meeting V must've been like meeting X" ffs "meeting V felt like how meeting X must've felt" is he even a human? Im pretty baked, never seen him and subconsciously thought Lindell must be the redhat...

[-] Flaps@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Dude looks fuckin dead

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

channeling his inner sweet revenge era gerard way

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

SO GIVE ME ALL YOUR PILLOWS

GIVE ME MY SLEEPING PILLS

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

The disco elysium life action remake is looking good.

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago
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