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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You are a moral philosophy professor

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...you wish! :-P

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

For every decision he fails to make, he does one push up

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 2 points 2 years ago

The Chiti Way.

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago

This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors, they're jealous of dem gainz.

[–] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who are we to decide that tying people to train tracks is wrong?

[–] peto@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe they want to be tied up and have a train run on them.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A classic romance. That's how my mom married an engineer!

[–] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sometimes love hits like a freight train

*passenger train

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

This is the best take I've seen so far. Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Finally the point of the trolley dilemma: recognition that you don't know your moral culpability until you analyze the structures in place that led to it: i.e. who tied these folks to the tracks and why are you in this position being given this choice and by whom, etc.

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The trick is to figure out if you're doing it for the intrinsic enjoyment of doing it or extrinsic financial reasons

[–] Feyr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

~~tie people to the rails~~ offer directed study credits to graduate students participating in the professor's research