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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 76 points 6 months ago

Are ya patching, son?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

This is the kind of dad that will backtrace you.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Consequences will never be the same

[-] aliteral@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I understood that reference!

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago

Now that o can get behind - keep up, dad!

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 73 points 6 months ago

apt: could not get lock: permission denied

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

deletes some lock file and it works again

FBI OPEN UP

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Plot twist: the FBI is the daemon that has the lock.

[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of one time I was running an update at work and a coworker came up and asked are you coding because I have an app idea.

I said all I typed up was "yay"

[-] redbr64@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Did you then tell them "I use arch btw" and then get a confused question about architecture?

[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 months ago

I had to because I had a sticker

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

"It's pronounced Ark, short for Architecture. It's French."

"Fuck off, Kyle."

[-] shikitohno@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago

I once had someone at school declare, "Oh shit, you're hacking stuff!". I forget exactly what I was doing at the moment, but I either had a Latex doc open in vim, or I had ncmpcpp open. Not nearly as exciting as whatever he was imagining.

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 months ago

circular dependency detected

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Mine is paru!

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 64 points 6 months ago

I genuinely wonder how many government systems are vulnerable to being broken by someone issuing a command to update to the latest software version

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 months ago

Not as many now that governments have opened there eyes to cyber warfare

[-] aliteral@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

So we just need to infiltrate the governments and do the Kerrigan compiler thingy?

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 6 months ago

jokes on you, I made my dad switch to linux and he loves it

[-] ordellrb@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

My dad wanted chromeos for some Reason. Better then before i guess.

[-] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 6 points 6 months ago

Without the capitalization, I read ChromeOS as Chromeos and that made me think its the new hottest breakfast cereal.

[-] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

what distro does he use?

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Pipe that stuff into lolcat and you are hacking the government in gay :3

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

So I just learned this mere seconds ago messing around in the terminal because of this thread. You know toilet the big text program in the terminal that does kind of ascii art text? A major difference between it and figletis it can do colors, and there are two color presets guaranteed to be available. Try toilet "hello there" --gay

[-] aliteral@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Aside from neat tricks, I have never ever used it for something productive... But they are still great commands to have fun!!

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Neat. But lolcat has a better gradient

[-] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Btw: pacman -Syyu

[-] minamoog@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

emerge -uDNav @world :)

[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Most accurate. Gentoo users all still live in their parent's basements

[-] kirbowo808@kbin.social 27 points 6 months ago

hacks government

Heheheheheh >:3

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

Imagine having to run two commands to upgrade your packages

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago 
sudo apt update && apt upgrade

Still one line!

[-] dev_ashish@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Well he said two commands, not lines :)

[-] kaputter_Aimbot@feddit.de 1 points 6 months ago

I like

sudo nala upgrade -y

Works well :-D

[-] lavaryx@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 months ago

thanks for the reminder

[-] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 34 points 6 months ago

a reminder to hack the government?

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago

HACK THE PLANET!!

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 6 months ago

Just don't hack too much time...

[-] redbr64@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

sudo apt install hollywood

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

I'm actually thinking of pranking my girlfriend some time by editing her bash aliases so that:

alias update='sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y && hollywood'

[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

It'll look the same to normies lol

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

Emerge -avUDN @world

You now hack all the governments at once!

(I didn't check the capitalization of the flags)

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago

pacman -S?

[-] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm

[-] EchoesInMay@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

sudo !!

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