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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 146 points 6 months ago

I've never even watched the films.

Absolutely unacceptable.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago

We need an O'Terminator to hunt down this woman and make her watch them.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Regular Terminator: AFFIRMATIVE.

New, improved, Irish O'Terminator: TOP OF THE MORNING, LADS.

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

Not a phrase used in Ireland, but it made me laugh.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

What’s the best Irish saying that is basically “I’ll be back”/“see you later”

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago

You slap your thighs while getting up from a chair and say 'Well...'

Alternatively, one can say 'Take care', which is my personal favourite.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Very popular in the Midwest US, too. Though it's often "Welp," instead of "Well"

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Right so

G'wan I'm gone

G'luck

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[-] dvlsg@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

NEVER FIGHT UPHILL, ME BOYS!

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

I was saying yesterday you never hear jokes anymore so here's one:

An Irishman walks into a bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and sits in the corner, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him and asks, "You know, they'll go flat after a while."

The Irishman replies, "You see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and since we parted ways, I've not seen either of them. By ordering three beers, I am able to toast them both wherever they are."

The bartender, touched by this gesture, decides not to intervene, and the Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, always ordering three beers and toasting his brothers.

One day, he comes in and orders only two pints. Sensing something amiss, the bartender inquires, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss. Was it your brother from America or your brother from Australia?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh, no, neither of them has died. I've just given up the drink."

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[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

The only terminator movies worth watching were made before she was born.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 months ago

Luckily we have this nifty technology that allows you to watch movies that came out years ago. It's called "time travel".

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

The best part about time travel is that if it's ever invented then it already has been.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

The worst part about it always having been is the astronaut shooting you in the head.

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[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That's actually what Terminator is going to be about. There was a recent interview with the director, James Cameron, where he mentioned something about time travel. He didn't want to spoil it before it releases though.

I'm excited to see it in theaters when it comes out!

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 6 months ago

Imagine how cool would be if there was a way to see movies after they were released on cinemas.

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[-] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 7 points 6 months ago

Wouldn’t her knowing what she needs to do damage the timeline?

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

no shit, at least the first 2. my kids 9 and we've seen them all and watch 2 regularly. looks like it was filmed last year it's so good.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sarah O'Connor's inbox after tweeting this:

[-] Liz@midwest.social 44 points 6 months ago

Did a robot kill a worker, or did someone improperly bypass a safety system and get themselves killed? If it has the name "robot" the human interactions should be limited and strictly defined.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Robots don’t kill people, people kill people.

Also you forgot the more likely scenario of, someone in charge made someone below them do something unsafe and got them killed.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Gotta cut those corners to maximize value for the shareholders! Employee death is just the cost of doing business.

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

What human being has never watched Terminator? I'm guessing Sarah O'Connor is probably a Skynet ambassador who was bragging about their first confirmed kill.

[-] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nobody's exposed to everything. I've never watched A Christmas Story and I don't care to. I've never watched Back to the Future either, though it's been on TV while I wasn't paying attention. I'd watch those three though if I had someone to watch them with. I did however finally watch It's a Wonderful Life for the first time last Christmas. Except for some of the angel stuff, it's held up really well, and it had a really positive impact on me.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

It's a Wonderful Life is an amazing movie. I still watch it every few years at Christmas time.

Back to the Future is fun. The whole series is fun. Idk how well it has held up since I haven't seen it in a long time, but as a kid they were a hoot. Watch them with a kid if you have any kids in your life.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

If not you can often just find them at the park, they struggle a bit but they’re otherwise free.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Haha! It took me a minute to figure out what you meant, and then I laughed out loud for real.

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[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago
[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

Sure thing T_100.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Most people who were of movie going age when the third one came out. Would you go back and watch the first two if your first exposure to the series was Rise of the Machines?

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[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

gen z and alpha

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

While I believe I have seen terminator 2, dunno about 1, but there are a ton of movies people think everyone has seen or should see that I have not. Some I even own (like Iron Giant).

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[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 months ago

I had an idea for a parody where the Terminator is sent to kill the dude who will become the leader of human resistance, with the twist that Arnie is sent by the humans because turns out the guy sucks as a leader.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 6 months ago

I think you might like the show "Future Man." It's sorta like that.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That was a pretty fun show.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 months ago

I don't get it, because I don't watch films either

[-] kambusha@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Sarah Connor is the lead protagonist in the first Terminator movie. The terminator is a robot sent back to the past to kill Sarah, as she will lead the rebellion against the robots in the future.

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hate (love) to be that guy, but the terminator hunts her because she will give birth to her son, who is the rebel leader in the future. With the father being the time traveler soldier sent to protect her from the terminator.

[-] rutellthesinful@kbin.social 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hate to be that guy, but given that she clearly instructs and directs John (as seen in the second film), she's leading the leader, thus making her the true leader the whole time

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That's a really big stretch. Is my school teacher the person who achieved whatever it is I am doing, or am I? Are my parents?

Not to diminish her badassery, she is one of my favorite female movie leads, but to say she leads the resistance is simply wrong. She is dead by that time. She does, as you point out, drill her son in survival skills, military tactics, guerilla warfare, everything he will need to succeed.

But that still doesn't mean she is the leader of the resistance. By that logic the actual leader would be kyle (the soldier from the first) because he teaches the one who teaches the leader.

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Hate to be that guy but he was a kid in that movie. He went on to be the rebel leader, without mom, as an adult, which is what the robots were trying to prevent

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[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

This is an old meme but it still checks out.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago

I find that unlikely.

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