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I made this shitty meme myself!

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[–] pikasaurX4@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.run 32 points 2 years ago

Clooney has the perkiest nipples, so factor that into your equation.

[–] HeyLow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago
[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago

Definitely Bale. Oh the memes...

[does the voice]
"Swear to me!"

[–] steakmeoutt@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Who the fuck is “Kilmar”?

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Should be spelled "Kilmer".

[–] Getting6409@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago
[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[–] frazw@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It's Val Kilmer's superhero name. His super villain name is "Kill more".

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 years ago

West 'cause I don't take myself too seriously

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My philosophy on life is that some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

[–] Brocon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Kevin Conroy. The rest isn't even close.

[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

It's been a long time since I've seen some of those, but my order:

Bale = West (serious vs. funny, both legends don't make me choose) > Pattison > Affleck > Keaton > Kilmer > Clooney

[–] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Exactly how I would've sorted them. Have my upvote.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

“Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You know what? You're absolutely right.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

All batmans are valid. All batmans are loved.

[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Conroy. Definitely Conroy.

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

Can i select two? Because yeah, Keaton, but Adam West is for everybody

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

I really enjoy... everything about Pattison's batman and The Batman itself - looking forward to the sequel.

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GorGor@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey fellow old person. How's the midlife crisis shaping up?

It's great! I hate everyone and everything, and myself the most!

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Bale for sure. My brain classes him as the "real" Batman.

[–] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Headcanon: "Adam West" is the only real batman. He retired to Quohog and all the others are paid by Alfred to keep the gotham criminals afraid of coming back after Bruces tbi during his final day in the batsuit.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Lewis Wilson

[–] Lladra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Is this one of those trolly rage-react memes where you intentionally misspell Kilmer, Affleck, and Pattinson to drive engagement?

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Arkham Batman. Or the lego Batman.

You forgot someone

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Pure, West.