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my postman keeps sending me bills. I told him that I don't have any business dealings with him, but he keeps doing it!
This is Homer Simpson level stuff
Let the bears pay the bear tax.
I pay the Homer tax
This is like one step away from sovereign citizen brainworms
Please for the love of God just drive your Tesla into the ocean!
Or a small pond, as with Cocaine Mitch's sister-in-law. Really anything, just take an aggressive pothole in the rain 
"It's a joke bro! Haven't you ever heard of the 'Patrick's Wallet' meme? I was doing the meme, it's epic!"
To be fair, the man's behind so many scams and deathtraps, there probably is an ecosystem of lawyers living off his victims.
Mr. Musk, you have a number of people suing you, but let me warn you, they have some unusual names.
Like who?
anatoli smorin is a god tier name
These are all hexbear users
troled epic style xDD 
I submit into evidence: The paper that was filled out to file the lawsuit
these libel suits must not have enough teeth, this isnt the first time hes been sued for doing this.
Debatlording someone in the profession of debatelording. Lol, lmao
Jokes on them I'm only pretending to have brainworms
if I can just convince the judge that it's the wrong guy suing me the case will be thrown out
Melon Musk
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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