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New items for not so serious campaign (ttrpg.network)

submitted 10 months ago by Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 73 points 10 months ago

Fun fact, if you could pull out one dollar per second and went nonstop, it would take over 11 days to pull out all one million dollars.

[-] DrQuint@lemm.ee 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

At 8 hours per day, that's 33 days.

A month at this job and I get paid a million? I'm in.

[-] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 29 points 10 months ago

I was coming in here too describe this math as well lol. Worse still is your speed wouldn't even be that far and you still need to sleep and eat and stuff.

Youd be at this for a couple months at least.

It would be great to cover all your small purchases though.

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 37 points 10 months ago

I'd totally do a couple of months work for a million dollars.

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Your arm would get pretty tired as well lol

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I'll just hire two people to pull it out for me.

Work smart.

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Are we still doing "phrasing?"

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 months ago

The best way to handle it would be to stand on something on have them fall and pull the rest out with gravity. I think that'd work. Maybe into a bag of holding.

[-] LennethBright@artemis.camp 10 points 10 months ago

But the bag of holding would also be cursed. Like maybe it dispenses the money one dollar at a time with a cash register sound at every dollar.

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

If you wished to be a billionaire it's 31 YEARS. At $1 per second. No sleeping, no eating, no bathroom breaks, no nights off. 24/7/365. Realistically you'd die before your wish came true. Billionaires shouldn't exist.

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Amen. I was just thinking earlier today that billionaires would be more useful if we barbecued them and fed them to our pets.

[-] properlypurple@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 10 months ago

Because this is the clown nose granting this, the bills will be stapled together in one long chain 🙃

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

I want a Ferrari!

Granted! A dozen clowns ride with you wherever you go. You're always the last one out.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 25 points 10 months ago

The item should also attract geese when used.

[-] phi1997@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

This song starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqanQ9DPgV8

[-] alottachairs@beehaw.org 22 points 10 months ago

"I wish for world peace!" HONK HONK everyone dies

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Lmao goteem

[-] whodatdair@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I wish I could fly!

Jet propelled by farts.

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I did a variant of a druid's yoke for a dragon chicken one shot. It was a chicken bib that when touched turned the wearer into a chicken. Scratch attack, 1 dmg. Anyone touching it would turn into a chicken. If you used tongs or a stick to remove it everyone changed back.