Fun fact, if you could pull out one dollar per second and went nonstop, it would take over 11 days to pull out all one million dollars.
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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At 8 hours per day, that's 33 days.
A month at this job and I get paid a million? I'm in.
I was coming in here too describe this math as well lol. Worse still is your speed wouldn't even be that far and you still need to sleep and eat and stuff.
Youd be at this for a couple months at least.
It would be great to cover all your small purchases though.
I'd totally do a couple of months work for a million dollars.
Your arm would get pretty tired as well lol
I'll just hire two people to pull it out for me.
Work smart.
Are we still doing "phrasing?"
The best way to handle it would be to stand on something on have them fall and pull the rest out with gravity. I think that'd work. Maybe into a bag of holding.
But the bag of holding would also be cursed. Like maybe it dispenses the money one dollar at a time with a cash register sound at every dollar.
If you wished to be a billionaire it's 31 YEARS. At $1 per second. No sleeping, no eating, no bathroom breaks, no nights off. 24/7/365. Realistically you'd die before your wish came true. Billionaires shouldn't exist.
Amen. I was just thinking earlier today that billionaires would be more useful if we barbecued them and fed them to our pets.
Because this is the clown nose granting this, the bills will be stapled together in one long chain 🙃
I want a Ferrari!
Granted! A dozen clowns ride with you wherever you go. You're always the last one out.
The item should also attract geese when used.
"I wish for world peace!" HONK HONK everyone dies
Lmao goteem
I wish I could fly!
Jet propelled by farts.
I did a variant of a druid's yoke for a dragon chicken one shot. It was a chicken bib that when touched turned the wearer into a chicken. Scratch attack, 1 dmg. Anyone touching it would turn into a chicken. If you used tongs or a stick to remove it everyone changed back.
Hahahaha this is awesome
How many bills would he have to pull a minute to reach a million in 3 hours? 🤔
I'm too high to even figure out how to equate it right now.