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[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 73 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Fun fact, if you could pull out one dollar per second and went nonstop, it would take over 11 days to pull out all one million dollars.

[–] DrQuint@lemm.ee 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

At 8 hours per day, that's 33 days.

A month at this job and I get paid a million? I'm in.

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I was coming in here too describe this math as well lol. Worse still is your speed wouldn't even be that far and you still need to sleep and eat and stuff.

Youd be at this for a couple months at least.

It would be great to cover all your small purchases though.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd totally do a couple of months work for a million dollars.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Your arm would get pretty tired as well lol

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll just hire two people to pull it out for me.

Work smart.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Are we still doing "phrasing?"

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The best way to handle it would be to stand on something on have them fall and pull the rest out with gravity. I think that'd work. Maybe into a bag of holding.

[–] LennethBright@artemis.camp 10 points 2 years ago

But the bag of holding would also be cursed. Like maybe it dispenses the money one dollar at a time with a cash register sound at every dollar.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you wished to be a billionaire it's 31 YEARS. At $1 per second. No sleeping, no eating, no bathroom breaks, no nights off. 24/7/365. Realistically you'd die before your wish came true. Billionaires shouldn't exist.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Amen. I was just thinking earlier today that billionaires would be more useful if we barbecued them and fed them to our pets.

[–] properlypurple@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 years ago

Because this is the clown nose granting this, the bills will be stapled together in one long chain 🙃

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

I want a Ferrari!

Granted! A dozen clowns ride with you wherever you go. You're always the last one out.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The item should also attract geese when used.

[–] alottachairs@beehaw.org 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I wish for world peace!" HONK HONK everyone dies

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Lmao goteem

[–] whodatdair@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I wish I could fly!

Jet propelled by farts.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I did a variant of a druid's yoke for a dragon chicken one shot. It was a chicken bib that when touched turned the wearer into a chicken. Scratch attack, 1 dmg. Anyone touching it would turn into a chicken. If you used tongs or a stick to remove it everyone changed back.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Hahahaha this is awesome

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How many bills would he have to pull a minute to reach a million in 3 hours? 🤔

I'm too high to even figure out how to equate it right now.