I guess if you live on a farm or walk to the grocery store, you don't have an internal monologue?

My suburb doesn't allow chickens as they're livestock, but it does allow egg-laying ducks because those are apparently pets.

you need eggs for dinner

Do you, though? I've swapped which nights I'm making which dinners so I can pick up missing ingredients on a day I'm going out anyway.

I'm allergic to eggs all of a sudden, so I use a substitute.

All the corner stores in Sydney have been turned into homes.

Yes. I'd like to pay 50quid for some eggs please, Mr Cornershopman. 😂

Imagine having so much time to complain.