this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2024
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[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 49 points 2 years ago

I thought Lemmy didn't have targeted advertising!

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago

Too risky having it hanging out like that. It could get caught on a doorway or squished against someone on a busy metro.

Only safe way to transport eggs on your person is up the butt.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 17 points 2 years ago

It is, have made, does not fit jumbo eggs without resizing.

[–] ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does anyone have this STL? I'm, ummm, asking for a friend.

[–] Titou@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Because it probably is

[–] xamirozar@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not Easter related but I prefer this holster.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's clearly got an egg holster right next to the Holy Sauce

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

real professionals keep an opened egg in their holster with the hot sauce already inside

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Heck naw brother, we eat on Easter too, that IS related

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Technology has gone too far

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

It should also hold a magnum condom

[–] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!

[–] stewie3128@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

It was the style at the time

[–] h05@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's even funnier in German because the German word for "eggs" ("Eier") is colloquially used as a synonym for testicles

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In Spain too, eggs "huevos" is also used for testicles., but also "pelotas" (balls) is used. Direct for testicles also used cojones.

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

I can finally finish my Gyro Zeppeli cosplay

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

May I offer you an egg in this trying time?

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

In case you run into a friend during a trying time

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Taskmaster contestants: 👀

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe it's cause there is no banana for scale, but that egg looks huge... like an ostrich egg.

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This would be OP in Monster Hunter

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Feels like we need to combine this next gen eggnology with AI

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 2 points 2 years ago

Eggnology is my word of the day

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we're gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y'know

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Any recommendations for a good egg safe?

[–] dog_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Makes me want to throw it at cars

[–] Jaderick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Eggcellent for egging Nazis on the streets

[–] oDIRECTORo@lemmy.radio 1 points 2 years ago

Frank Reynolds approves. Frank Reynolds holding a Paddy's pub qegg