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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just realized Google could enforce this by tracking gaming on phones located in designated churches.

Of course this means people will be gaming in churches, and not paying attention to church services.

I'm totally down with this event, like rare Pokémons only found on military bases.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Of course, right after he nerfed me with Long Covid, taking my ability to even attend church.

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Dont worry, it gets better in a year or 2. Oh wait.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And just for shits and giggles, none of the priests, not even the high level bishops, can dispel it.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do you think long Covid is

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What do you think long covid is? Some people who got it in 2020 still haven't recovered. Many might never fully recover. We don't really understand why, but covid can hit people differently, at different times, and in different ways.

Covid-19 isn't gone for millions of people, even if you want to forget about it and move on with your life. Those people don't have that luxury.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's not a three year long infection, lmao

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When you laugh your ass off you also don't keep laughing for three years. But still your ass is gone and shit continues to spew out of you.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're not a wizard. The world doesn't conform to what you want. That be dope if it did, but it doesn't. Sorry, but Santa isn't real, no matter how hard you wish he was.

Okay buddy lmao

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll wait until free Sin Pass

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

That's a basic mechanic of Christianity lol

[–] Silentiea@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I mean I get that this is satire, but was there actually a Pokemon thing?