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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They heard that the owls support Palestine sadness

(The real reason is that barred owls are invasive and are pushing out the native owls. It's still pretty sad though because it's not the barred owls fault)

[-] NoisyOwl@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Oh no! I decided to use the barred owl as my mascot.

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Thought your pfp was a Northern White-Faced Owl

[-] NoisyOwl@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Oh, my PFP is just whatever came out of Dall-e when I told it to make me a screaming owl.

I meant whenever I actually release a game and need an actual studio logo, the barred owl was the most obnoxiously loud owl I could find, so that's what I was planning to use

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

I find it strange that we consider them invasive. If an animal flies from one part of the country to another and sets up shop, that seems like a pretty natural process that shouldn't be interfered with to me (unless maybe a huge truckload of owls was brought out West which started the whole thing I guess).

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Maybe it's more about protecting an endangered owl than the actual invasiveness. Idk, sometimes natural processes fucking sucks. Anyway, humans are a part of nature so if we help out a struggling species, is that not a natural process?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

sometimes natural processes fucking sucks.

parasitic wasps deeper-sadness

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

New Front in the liberation struggle! Solidarity with the Owltariat. comrade-birdie

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

The US sure loves their genocides. I'm hoping for a protracted owl war against the regime. Maybe Dirt_Owl can help set that in motion.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

another amerikkkan genowlcide

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Of course the feds are in awe of comrade dirt_owl's power. This is the only thing they know, violence. Dirt_owl if you need refuge this community has your back

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago
[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

what the fuck, what is the excuse for this

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

barred owls are OP and must be nerfed

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

This is a Futurama bit

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago

Ate too many rats. The cops ran out of snitches.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

So like ther was this one time some mice got into some nuclear waste bags and consumed like Cobolt 60 contamination.

The the owls got a hold of the mice and the base personnel had to track down the owls because their poo was leaving radioactive waste all over.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Aren't unpredictable consequences just awesome?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Not beating the Poot allegations

[-] disposable_cracker@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Who would win: the US government, or 500,000 owls?

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

So this has got to be barred owls, right?

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

I hope it goes like Australia and the emus.

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