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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Then what's the point of having hot wheels cars at all? That's what they're for!

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, so she's more of an animal crackers girl. Where's my Aerosmith tapes.

[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

Nice reference!

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If anyone wants to contribute towards me growing some breasts of my own I promise to let you drive Hotwheels on them 👉👈

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://crimethinc.com/2022/12/15/producing-transdermal-estrogen-a-do-it-yourself-guide

Here ya go. Less safe than monitored by a doctor but listen it’s your body you should have the right to alter it as you wish even if doctors disagree, though you bear all risks of whether or not that’s a good decision.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

We have estrogen at home.

[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, was about to say if the dream is driving Hotwheels cars across any breasts, why not grow your own?

If it has to be someone else's, your solution sounds reasonable.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm no expert - not being in possession of breasts (or Hotwheels cars) - but I imagine the angle is a bit tricky with ones own breasts. It'd be hard to get the same kind of view one would get on someone else's, you're kinda locked to one viewpoint

[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's what mirrors are for. Though I agree, it might be a bit tricky. (Definitely haven't just mimicked it to see if it would work...)

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Might be a new niche for an onlyfans account.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago

So long as you remember that cuts both ways.

If I don't get to take my monster trucks up Booby Mountain, you don't get to make Jingle Balls.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some girls will say boobs are just lumps of fat and there is nothing special about them.

I say boobs are great because you can play on them, rest your head on them, store things between them, kiss them, squeeze them, and babies can even feed from them.

Boobs are great multipurpose fleshy utilities. Sometimes your gf can't get anything done because you're making use of her boobies in some capacity. So she just sits there like 😑

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not worth the high cancer rate.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If cancer is the reason we can't have nice things then the answer is clear.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Well, I know what I'm doing this weekend.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For all of my many, many poor decisions in relationships over the years, this would not have been a problem with any of the women I dated. They would've all had a good laugh about it.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not really I can use my own breasts or we can take turns.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

Yup, that's what I meant. I am not gatekeeping "playing" with model cars to men.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

You can drive them across my chest and penis 👉👈

[–] dodeca@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I'm a little late to this post but if I remember correctly, and for anyone who needs something to research, Tommy Chong drives hot wheels cars across women's breasts at the end of a good bad movie named Evil Bong (2006).

[–] RemoveEgoDivineFreedom@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

keeps whiffing the technique and cursing

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My girl has long nipples.

I did this once and they got wrapped around an axle twice.

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 3 points 2 years ago

new sensation unlocked.