3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

That middle row looks perfect.

1, 8, 9, for show

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

I only need one… is that allowed?

I choose 1, 2, 9 (red, cyan, black)

I'd love to be a catgirl, and not having to sleep would give me lots of extra free time

Only Blue

Red, pink, brown.

Can still sleep if I want to though right?

Blue would be interesting to study on my bi-ace self.

2, 3, 6

🟨🟦⬛ easiest choice ever I have zero interest in ears, a tail, or oestrogen $20 really isn't that much and I'm not american so I couldn't spend it but even if it was converted it's really not a lot the pizza ones nice but eh heating a pizza stone takes forever and a pizza oven takes up to much space and is to expensive water doesn't taste great but it's tolerable so whatever and I'm not interested in talking to cats on the other hand not having to sleep effectively extends your life by 50% I hate my body and facial hair and I don't think I need to explain blue

Estrogen, talk to cats, body hair removal.

Blue and Brown for sure. Not sure I want anything else. Pink is tempting, but sometimes I just want water. Black would be cool, but only if I still can sleep; dreams are cool and I like a good nap. Purple sounds good on paper, but it would actually be a curse. The expertise and pallet you'd gain would just make you see all the flaws in all the pizza you order. You'd never enjoy pizza again unless you made it yourself. I don't need a tail or estrogen, and I like my beard...I might have to take the $20.

Red, Green, Black

I've already got purple and pink, and I only sleep four hours a night anyway, so I will take blue, black, and brown

3. No body hair
4. Talk with cats (if they feel like talking back)
5. No need to sleep

What does the pink one even change??

I'll take these:

1. Black: I am almost there on work days, but it does have consequences.
2. Blue: Otherwise impossible
3. Brown: Perhaps useful, though I am not sure if they'd want to talk with me.

Pizza, water thing and 20 bucks

I choose 1, 4, 8.

1 and 8 helps with my species dysphoria and 4 is $20, can't pass up 20 bucks man.

I also don't really see the benefit of the others to me.

Estrogen, water good, and no sleep.

2, 7, 9

I wake up like a diesel starting in -40° weather and go to sleep like molasses draining from a 3mm hole.

Sleep is inconvenient for me

no sleep and 20 bucks. do you know how much time we waste sleeping? Imagine all the things i could do instead.

Blue, pink, black.

I'm taking the black pill and never looking back