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submitted 7 months ago by _number8_@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

i think we need Cracked-style articles back. desperately. or like, a guy doing a weird thing and writing a piece on it. sites like those are declining faster than the glaciers.

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[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 125 points 7 months ago

A lot of informational content is now in video format instead of text/photos. I can barely understand their poor English in those videos.

[-] dgriffith@aussie.zone 64 points 7 months ago

I can read and skim documents for salient details at 500 - 800 words per minute.

And then someone links me to a twelve minute video on YouTube where 800 words are spoken in total , 300 of those words are "um,so", and all we're looking at is either the narrator , or possibly a static slide with a few paragraphs on it... and also an inset of the narrator, narrating.

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[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 31 points 7 months ago

Exactly this! My hearing problems don't help the matter at all. Also they're painfully slow - I read really fast and I rarely need a full intro to something, I usually hunt for a single piece of information in a whole article. Videos are stupid.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 26 points 7 months ago

whats up guys in todays video I'll show you how to tie a shoe. First, remember to like and subscribe

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

So today we're going to learn how to tie a shoe. I like tying shoes, I tie a lot of shoes and I think other people tie shoes too, so I'm doing a video on tying shoes.

Without further ado, let's jump right in.

So tying shoes is really important. Lots of people tie shoes every day and so it's something that you need to know. So in this video we're going to talk about tying shoes. If you want to learn how tie shoes you're in the right place! We're talking about tying shoes.

So without further ado, let's jump right in.

So in this video we're going to talk about tying shoes .... [5 more minutes of talking without actually giving any information whatsoever]

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[-] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

It's very easy to process an actual article and evaluate whether it actually does what I'm looking for enough to read it properly.

Video doesn't provide that. It's a bad format unless what you're doing is actually visual in nature. Reviewing a video game? Sure, provided you're spending meaningful examples of the actual mechanics. Reviewing a video camera? Absolutely.

If your video is just you talking at a camera, it almost definitely shouldn't be a video.

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[-] Max_P@lemmy.max-p.me 92 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I miss the simplicity and the focus on the information due to the technical limitations.

Websites just had the information, well presented. None of that blog spam with a massive story on how error code -21 could suck and seriously impact your business and that you should hire professionals. But anyway here's a command copied from a 10 year old StackOverflow answer that hasn't worked for 5 years and isn't actually related to what you were Googling at all, but now you've viewed 3 advert videos, scrolled through 10 sponsored ads and closed 2 popups. Here's the next article on error -22.

Also, downloads were "here's the link to it on our FTP server", none of that guess which download button is the real one, waiting 30 seconds for the download to prepare and having to sign up for faster download speeds.

[-] all-knight-party@kbin.run 19 points 7 months ago

Unless you're talking even earlier, I did a lot of guessing at which download button was real and downloading pirated games in many parts from shitty download services that only let you download one part per hour and such. In the late 2000s when I was old enough to really use the internet

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[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 64 points 7 months ago

Articles written for people not for search engines. I'm very familiar with SEO and you can see very clearly when article is created for ranking rather than movie readership. Unfortunately when 90% of traffic for many sources is Google you have no choice but to write articles this way.

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

God yes.

I’m a professional writer for a newspaper. We’re also occasionally asked to put up SEO commercial text for our advertising partners. And good god, they look like they were written by a lobotomised monkey on a malfunctioning typewriter.

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[-] triptrapper@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

"We've all been there. You want to make a large batch of cookies for friends or family, but your KitchenAid stand mixer stopped working. When your KitchenAid stand mixer stops working, it inevitably leads to frustration. This is a common problem. Fortunately, there is a solution. I'll show you a quick and easy way to fix your KitchenAid stand mixer when it stops working.

Believe it or not, the first KitchenAid stand mixer was made way back in 1918..."

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[-] SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world 60 points 7 months ago

Search engines with actual results, now every search is about trying to sell you something. Searching for a product used to pull up its manufacturer and specs, now its just where to buy it or something like it.

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago

Googling something and being able to find answers to your questions that you can actually trust instead of being fed a mixture of AI generated articles giving garbage information, ads disguised as articles and pages blatantly trying to sell you something.

[-] dgriffith@aussie.zone 28 points 7 months ago

"Hello I'm dgriffith, a community support member here at (official support forum) and I'm here to help.

Have you tried formatting your hard drive and completely reinstalling your OS? That often helps when your icons are misaligned on the desktop.

If this post helps, please mark it as useful, thanks!"

[-] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 7 months ago

Invariably, it's also marked as the accepted solution.

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[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago

A lot of it boils down to the users. Personally, I miss when the internet mostly consisted of us nerds.

Back in 1995 when I first got online, the web was very much a nerd domain. You needed a certain level of computer knowledge to get online, which really acted as a filter. It meant that most of us shared a certain level of understanding and the drive to use such a medium. We disagreed on Star Trek and Star Wars, but to the outside world, we were ALL nerds. Back then, the average person didn’t even think of going online.

These days, even the most tech illiterate can get online. In fact, they don’t even think about it; it’s that integrated in their daily life.

While growth also gave us nice things like large forums, web shopping, YouTube, etc… by and large I think we’d be better off if this was still a nerd domain.

I really miss those days.

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 41 points 7 months ago

There's a certain scrappyness that has been lost. I think back to SomethingAwful, Newgrounds, that sort of stuff where people just made things, didn't matter if they couldn't draw, some of the best things were stick figure animations. Even on Youtube now people are doing ad reads to camera like a 1950's talk show host.

I also miss the sort of folk mythologies that emerged from what I like to call the Contextless Era. The Napster/Limewire explosion pre-iTunes led to a lot of things being shared with no context except for chronically incorrect file names. Which is why at least one person who reads this sentence still thinks System Of A Down wrote a song about the Legend of Zelda.

I kinda miss the PC first internet. Just in general. I miss instant messenger clients. MSN, AIM and Yahoo! Facebook fucked it up. As Tom Scott once said, those style of messengers had the benefit of requiring users to log in, which meant being online was a signal you weren't busy.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago

The creativity and willingness to share.

Anyone could make a crappy site.

Anyone could fire up some phpBB.

People created a lot of stuff that mainstream commercial developers weren’t willing to invest time in. Think windows power toys, mp3 players or converters, game mods, all the little things that filled the gaps in mainstream OS and other software. Add the free stuff that people made like Blender or other specialized software that did what commercial software did but for free.

Flash games.

Linux distros.

Hobbies and how-tos.

There was so much stuff. Now it’s all mostly locked down under DRM or whatever.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 37 points 7 months ago

People having their own sites. I'm sick of everything happening on platforms (yes including this one). I want to visit someone's place, not meet at the bar.

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[-] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 34 points 7 months ago

Sites in search results actually had the shit you were searching for. These days it's scam bullshit or "removed" from the results. Otherwise I do kind of miss the old forum communities. Very little of that left anymore

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 34 points 7 months ago

We had rules that we pretty much all agreed on because we knew things would go badly if we didn't.

  • Don't feed the trolls
  • Don't talk about internet memes in real life
  • Stay anonymous, there's a bunch of freaks on the internet! Also, you're one of them.
  • On the internet no one knows if you're a dog

There was a whole self-deprecating nature to it. We knew posting on the internet wasn't really a positive activity. It was just a guilty pleasure. We knew it was all nonsense and nothing posted on the internet should be taken seriously.

I remember when it first started cropping up where people were saying internet meme type things in public. Someone said "The internet is leaking, this won't end well."

Didn't realize how prophetic this was. Now not only do people feed the trolls, the trolls get paid really well through monetization. People have T-shirts with dumb internet memes, and awkwardly say them out loud thinking it's cool. It's so cringey.

People shitpost under their own name and get super upset about being "cancelled". Maybe you shoulda done that anonymously, dumbass?

Identity is the most important thing to people on the internet now. Your identity matters more than your ideas now. It was better when we assumed everyone was a dog mashing on a keyboard and you had to explain out your ideas rather than ending discussion with sentiments around "you just can't understand my experiences" rather than making an effort to explain them so others can understand.

When it went from "we're all losers trying to explain things to each other as best we can" to "we're all wannabe celebrities that don't have time to explain anything to the losers who aren't good enough to understand our experiences" it all went to shit.

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[-] scytale@lemm.ee 33 points 7 months ago

When sites were designed for desktop/landscape, instead of beig lazy and designing everything for mobile and not creating different desktop and mobile versions.

Also, social media not trying to be everything. Nowadays, every social media is racing to be the all-in-one platform for microblogging, forums, short-form video, long-form video, etc. instead of focusing on the thing they were made for and do best.

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[-] NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

A click got a page.

Now you see spinny things getting content, the page jumps around, your mouse causes pop-ups to appear or the page to jump around even more. You start reading and the sentence is suddenly teleported to somewhere else.

But apart from that I love the new internet!

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[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I miss the weird edginess of the internet. The reality is that the internet was a place that kids got warned about being full of weirdos and dangerous types. And they weren't wrong. The thing is, that also made it interesting and full of fascinating content. And it was largely unregulated and uncensored because the people in power were too old to understand or care about it. Now with things like KOSA and the centralization of the internet around a few megaplatforms, there's less variety and creativity. The internet has become an endless soup of banal, milquetoast content. Vaguely appealing to everyone, but not greatly appealing to anyone.

[-] Smacks@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

The creativity people were willing to share. Forums, DIY guides, blogs, neat yet crappy animations on Youtube. It's all kind of still there, but it's hard to find with how the internet is today.

It was full of passionate people who made things because they enjoyed it. Now, it's either how-to sites written by bots/keyboard monkeys, or you're fast-tracked to the #1 video. You have to really go looking for the human now.

[-] DeadlineX@lemm.ee 28 points 7 months ago

I just miss when you could search for things on search engines and find what you were looking for. I miss when putting operators, quotes, and parentheses actually changed the search results.

I miss when AI wasn’t shoved into EVERYTHING. I miss when the internet was usable to be honest.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

Stumbleupon

I found so many cool sites with that addon back in the day. I fear a new version would be so ad infested and curated that it wouldn’t be worth it.

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[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 7 months ago

Humans. It is difficult to find stuff online that is the genuine work of a human.

Even when something is written by a human half the time now it's wierd algorithmically driven clickbait or internet points driven in "jokes" and so on.

I just miss people and their interests.

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[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

The internet felt alive back then. Now...it feels like the dead internet theory is real. Please don't let this wonderful federated site become dead :'(

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[-] archchan@lemmy.ml 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
  • less centralization
  • obscure flash games
  • random people's crappy colorful html sites
  • being able to find random people's crappy html sites on search engines, despite not meeting the modern strict ranking criteria or being bloated with SEO
  • being able to read fun, and sometimes unique and interesting ideas on said crappy html sites
  • less DRM everywhere
  • less commercialization and people trying to sell you crap (not saying less ads specifically because pop-up ads were everywhere)
  • more people just sharing things for the sake of sharing even if it sucks
  • anonymity
  • just generally the more raw and people oriented feel and less of the corpo ridden EEE/data-sucking/cloud-for-everything/enshittification bullshit we have to deal with on a constant basis these years
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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

the anonymity.

[-] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The broadness of the internet.. Now its like 12 main websites and they are all time stealing scams with tedious or generic content

Not having to click some accept data mining cookie banner before I can see the site.

The lack of monetisation and the irrelevant ads that did exist were sat on the website itself..

Active forums. everything seems to be a subreddit now

There was no google. I used dogpile..

Stumbleupon and curated bookmark lists.. The fact I had hundreds of sites bookmarked and categorised.

Dodgy assed chatrooms.. Asl.. Creepy question In hindsight.

I dont miss under construction banners, color clashing sites and low resolutions

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

When ads were smaller, unintrusive, only occasionally animated.

When pop-ups were the worst thing because little scrolling banners and side bars of ads were the normal way that sites paid their bills.

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 7 months ago

Decentralization

[-] BigTrout75@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

The modern Internet is very political. It's hard to go anywhere without hearing about the same assclowns everyday. And there's less variety in websites. Lots of websites are gone and are now just a Facebook,Twitter and discord.

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[-] darganon@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Reddit swallowed any community simply due to inertia. Everyone is already there, why build your own thing?

[-] PBCrisps@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

I miss when web communities were more disparate, and each community had their own inside jokes, memes, and jargon.

Now every web community just uses the exact same mishmash of memes from Reddit/Twitter/4chan, and most web communities end up being indistinguishable from each other.

[-] hal_5700X@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Bulletin boards. I'm not the biggest fan of Reddit style boards. Because voting can hurt discussions. Due to users can just downvote you and call it a day. They don't have to tell you why and how you’re wrong. So less discussions.

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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Lack of big corpos infecting everything.

The Fediverse is the closest thing to early internet rn, I fear for it because of the whole Threads thing

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[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

I miss the old facebook where we post to each others' walls and poke the on occassions. It felt more genuinne and wholesome. :(

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 17 points 7 months ago

The wonder of discovery. Before decent search engines you would go from link to link, use web rings or have someone send you an address. If you came across a community you liked, you stuck around. The small scale of it, yet the fact that it was global. Hard to describe..

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[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I miss the appreciation that was shown to developers and content creators not so long ago. I just get the impression that people take everything for granted these days, even when it comes to extraordinary things that are created by just a few people without the support of multi-million dollar companies. Maybe that's just a misperception on my part. But anyway: Support Lemmy, FOSS and all those awesome content creators!

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago
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[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I miss when normies and politicians were scared and confused by it so they left it alone. When computers in general required some skill and knowledge to use so there was a natural barrier to entry.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 7 months ago

Old internet lacked the following, which made it better:

  • Scrolling shenanigans (fixed scrolling points, pointless animation and content position that changes with scrolling)
  • Navigating pages that doesn't create a history for you to easily back-forward them
  • Everything can be easily monetized
  • Using javascript for page layout that could be done with plain html
  • The worst kind of intrusive ads, notifications and cookies
  • Everything looks samey and "professional"
  • Centralization
  • Surgically precise SEO

Content wise, I think points 3, 6 and 7 are the main reasons why we "don't have as much interesting content". Too much focus on looking professional, on being marketable, on being profitable. 7, centralization, is how facebook, reddit and others pretty much killed several smaller forums

I love that neocities.org exists, you can make your own website and have a domain there for free, much like the old days of geocities. The problem is that your content won't be found unless you advertise it elsewhere.

In a way, I suspect the centralized corporate internet is much like the difference between humans living in several, sparsely populated villages, where things and people feel more "connected", vs living in large urban sprawls, where you're surrounded by people and stuff, but hardly interact or care about most of it.

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[-] Lenny@lemmy.zip 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Discovering new weird sites that were super entertaining to middle schoolers like myself. Not sure how to best describe them, but sites like homestar runner, newgrounds, albinoblacksheep. There’s countless more but I can’t remember the names off the top of my head. I remember liking Maddox a lot at that age, but I realized later he was basically a POS iirc.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 7 months ago

The golden age of webcomics was at the same time as the golden age for individual fan forums. I made a lot a friends that I still have and even met my wife on some of those forums.

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This something we cannot bring back: when we were all new to this, it felt so unbelievable. Suddenly we were casually chatting with people thousands of kilometers away, who were of a completely different background. I'll never forget when I (living in Germany with a turkish migration background) was talking to a US based Neonazi who said that he had nothing against turks, but he heard turks where the nxxxers of Germany. I mean, that was not a pleasant conversation, but it was just so unbelievable that this was actually happening. It felt like everything was possible now. I mean back in 2001 I thought "Hey, let's hear the other side" and just went on the talibans website. Just a few years earlier that kind of insight was simply impossible. The internet just felt borderless.

A lot of things were terrible though, like "asl" or when any wrong click could easily land you on a disgusting and deservedly illegal website. Crazy times.

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