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[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 55 points 4 months ago

These people just throw around words trying to look smart. The nietzschean right πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Nietzsche would have hated these people so much

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago

Yes, yes, i can sense it. Chud discourse about how some woman's boobs will usher in the fifth reich has revealed to me: Sydney Sweeney is the quizatz haderach! saul-anime

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago

Simultaneously jesse-wtf and nerd

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 49 points 4 months ago

She's a right wing icon because damn check out those Yaboos. But she made fun of Catholicism, so she's that faction of right wing that would still have sex with me.

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago
[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don't you see, the booba, it is bad for the woke, so the righteous booba is on the march for liberty against the woke like in that painting of the topless woman.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

I love liberty leading the people. There's so much going on. A dual wielding toddler. Hugh jackman. Some dead guy with no pants. France parties

[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the boob

It is trampling over wokeness where the lefty wrath is stored

It has loosed its fateful nipple from its terrible cloth prison

The boob is marching on

[-] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

Wasn't there some similar discourse a while back about Taylor Swift secretly being a white supremacist or something

Oh hey woops I dropped my timeline: β­•

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

yeah they used to do this same thing with Taylor Swift, until she made some milquetoast liberal statements

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

I really feel like I've missed something about this Sweeny thing. Is all this discourse simply because she has boobs?

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 4 months ago

I think so? The right wing has gotten so used to telling themselves that the "sjws" are mad about everything that they just kind of assumed that this woman existing makes the sjws mad or...something? And when the "sjws" react with a "what the fuck are you talking about? Stop being weird and creepy." They declare victory, because the sjw is only pretending to be confused and indifferent, when they're actually secretly melting inside, because boobs. I think that's the logic behind this, it's just their bizarre insular ideas reaching their ultimate conclusion.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

she has booba. as is custom, some people feel a divine right to publicly comment on the aesthetic pleasure/displeasure they receive by looking others' bodies and believe their commentary is a substitute for having a personality. some go real hard, spinning a thread about how their opinions on other's looks has broad social implications or otherwise deep meaning of great value for the rest of us.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

I'm confused as hell by this whole thing. It's like one of those dancing epidemics from the middle ages but instead of dancing it's just dudes being stupid.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

they're doing Sydney Sweeney like they used to do Taylor Swift. A white, attractive, apolitical blonde lady onto whom they can project their desires for a subservient aryan tradwife and a white ethnostate. Sydney, like Taylor, avoids politics completely (as far as I know), allowing the far-right to cast her as their anti-woke heroine in whatever fantasy they have in their heads. Of course the second she does the slightest thing perceived as "woke" they'll drop her, just like they dropped Taylor (although I guess first they're gonna run themselves in circles trying to justify all of Sydney's "woke" actions as some 5d chess move that's ackshually owning the libs, like this guy seems to be doing with the GLAAD thing).

But yeah she also has larger than average breasts so they seem to be obsessing about that because I guess they never left middle school.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Right wingers have no actual theory, stances or moral ground to stand on. As such they have to make their entire ideology around ripping others down.

If anything I'm mad that they are co-opting a woman body into a political point, although I guess controlling women's bodies is par for the course for those folk.

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How can they type that much drivel with one hand?

[-] daedramachine@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

That's what a PhD is good for

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

i had a suspicion it stands for PenishandlingDude

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

Dissertation Title: Intellectualizing my Insecure, Horny Pathology: A Preemptive Reaction to Sexual Humiliation in the 21st Century

my favorite part is where he claims the left dismissing him as stupid is not real because they are obviously big mad since so many replied to his tweets, thus using many words. very "i'm not mad, you're mad" type shit.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

It's taylor-commie all over again lmayo

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

She played a trad wife in 2 episodes of that one show, she must be a trad wife!

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

I can smell the brainrot through the screen

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago
[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

They let him cook too long, and he cooked his own mind.

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

β€œNo YOU’re obsessed w/ Sydney Sweeneys boobs!”

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

how the fuck are we losing to these people

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago
[-] daedramachine@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

They are the authority or approved by said authorities instead of oppressed by it certainly doesn't help

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Why cause all this horror but still restrict your class membership to what the lower classes find appaling? The freedom to be absolute goobers yet still unquestionably decide the fate of billions is the privilege they stole from pillaging the entire planet for centuries. anglo-burn

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

We're really not, chuds are just a very loud minority. Most people don't actually care about this.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Freedom of speech is bad

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Seriously, just how much lead is present in the american water supply?

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

The chud meltdown when she finally says something even mildly lib will be amazing.

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Or she has incoherent ideology, like most Americans? Damn solved it.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Is this a JP post?

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Proddy scum... simple as.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

alright, we're gonna need to make sweeney-posting a bannable offense at this rate

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

this is really funny though.

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