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[-] Literal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 111 points 3 months ago

I recently learned I probably have cancer and this is very funny to me rn for some reason so thanks

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 51 points 3 months ago

Shit - some rando from the internet sincerely wishes you luck, hope you beat the shit out of that cancer

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

Hope you kick cancer's ass, fellow Lemming.

[-] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Man fuck cancer. What type you have?

[-] Literal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago

Still waiting on a biopsy to confirm. Looks like something has spread to my lungs and they don't know where from yet.

[-] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

Neoplasia of unknown origin. That sucks dude. They will run some more flow cytometries to find the primary most probably. Stay strong my brother, and remember to eat a lot. That bitch burns a lot of carbs and proteins. Please beat it... For all of us lemmings.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Kick its ass!

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 52 points 3 months ago

You don't put a four syllable word in your -max lingo. It's canc-maxing, short for cancer-maximising. Can't let the normies in on our strats.

[-] SpunkyMcGoo@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

you fool, you absolute buffoon, it's one word, no hyphen, with two (2) Xs

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago

ah shit I've been rumbled, time to cheesemaxx

[-] paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You should be getting some bitches maxing instead of grammar police maxing /lh

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago

Basic opsec, gotta stealthmax.

(I actually have no idea what lh stands for)

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

Light hearted. It's a tone indicator

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

I am extremely serious. I am currently stern-maxing by maintaining a powerful monobrow.

[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 months ago

If they were really trying to max their carcinogens then burnt pizza is a pretty bad way to do it.

[-] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pretty bad in terms of efficiency or convenience?

[-] 7heo@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 months ago

Yes.

Just smoke, it is much more efficient. It is so efficient it is carcinogenic for the people around you too! ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago

Smoke... erm... smoke, every day

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

I'm entering a state of carcocis

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

no, see, our ancestors invented fire, right? And people back then didn't know how to cook, so their food was mad burnt all the time. It's actually way more natural to eat burnt food because it's how our ancestors ate, bro

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Carco diet.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You're on a fast track to total carcinisation.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.

[-] amio@kbin.social 1 points 3 months ago
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