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And all of them have good enough opsec to never acknowledge their dad with terrible opsec.

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[–] Juice@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I consider you all my children

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey its me ur child, please send ten thousand dollars in bitcoin

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry, all I have is a ton of iTunes gift cards, is that ok??

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you father I am the grateful child and will take the cards. Please send the codes to firstname_bunchanumbers@notascam.gmail.com

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What you mean: probably teen/adult children

What I picture: actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events but toddler grammar and spelling.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events

I don't see how this is different from normal Hexbear.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Suicidal FBI Agent

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Father I cannot click downvote

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello sir, we have never met before but I was wondering if we could have pizza for dinner tonight? Please?

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

We're having bean and potato chili with cornbread, we've been over this.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

yo, dad, can you send my allowance to my monero address?

88kHYFbBtyYTAVt12nnQ1R7ZdfeoDXaRscWumTBhre5cSdKTmAEsU14YDBfRzpXPcHjXjHpkL7R8LUsNDu6zK83zDawf2P9

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Wait is this guy in this picture the same guy as fedposting? Also that's a wack ass jacket.

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

So telling my cool anarcho communist coworker about hexbear would be bad opsec, right?