"The tides go in, the tides go out. You can't explain that."

I’m sure some people have felt electricity.

At first I had a lot of questions, but the Bible verse at the end cleared them all up.

nobody has ever seen, heard or felt it

I've done all of those things. Seen lightning bolts and heard their thunder, have heard the hum of transformers or the whine of the lines themselves and arcing bolts of electricity from broken ones or Tesla coils. I've been electrocuted both from static electricity, and once when I was cleaning lint out from behind my washing machine.

You can see it. You can hear it. And you definitely can feel it. It fuckinf hurts!

Dumbasses never heard of lightning?

Next week on Stupid Shit Evangelicals Actually Believe: “Men have one fewer rib than women, because Space Dad used one of Adam’s ribs to create Eve. This cannot be disproven because there is no way to see inside a human body.”

So this is the shit that evangelicals want taught in schools?

It makes sense, you need your sheep to remain dumb if you want them to believe and do dumb shit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_speaker

You can literally see and hear it , you could even touch it briefly if you like.

The irony of this page ending with a bible verse that specifically references lightning ...

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

it says nobody has observed electricity, only to later mention lightning...

What kind of jokebook is that? "No one has ever [...] felt it." - you git, just grab a life wire and hold unto it - the next guy you will be talking to is probably God.

Now I'm interested I want to know if they're actually really dumb or if they're just trying to make everyone else really dumb.

Do they actually not know where electricity comes from.

TV comes on, TV goes off. You can't explain that.

I think this actually explains electricity pretty well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMEPnKYX5C0

"Who has seen the wind? Neither I nor you: But when the leaves hang trembling, The wind is passing through.

Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I: But when the trees bow down their heads, The wind is passing by."

If we don't know what electricity is or where it comes from... How do we make all those wires splurge a bunch of it into your church's organ where Mrs Abernathy plays the same two tunes every Sunday, eh?

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You'd know you'd felt - and probably seen/heard - electricity if you ate a nice big arc of it. Not even counting lightning; I've seen high voltage arc several meters in a nice blinding line that would kill anyone it touched fucking dead. Maybe whoever wrote that nonsense should try it out for themselves. Even 120 from an outlet would do - it'll certainly wake you up in the morning.

Checkmate, atheists!

I really want to know the title of this book

Someone needs to show whoever wrote this lightning and tesla coils