this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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We have absolutely no clue what these people are selling

This last one is eloquent.

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[–] Ashiette@lemmy.one 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a monastery.

With walled doors, behind which echoes the cries of a thousand entombed monks and the canticle of eternal malediction inflicted upon any who crosses its threshold.

[–] Tiritibambix@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually, it's a priory.

So you might be right about entombed monks 😁

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Minus the ghoulish monks, I like it!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

The ghoulish minke are a feature.

[–] RemembertheApollo@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’re selling the views. If they can’t show the house, it’s a dump.

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

It's a rustic hidden gem with untapped potential as a passion project dream house.

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 7 points 1 year ago

some of the wooden features are not rotten to the core, see? (No, don't look on the other side)

[–] VioletTeacup@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair, you could probably fix this up quite nicely if you had the money (assuming it's not listed).

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The first photo is meant to appeal to any Edward Scissorhands that may be on the market.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR

[–] zarp86@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

YES. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[–] BluesF@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Where's the farmhouse? Peekaboo! There it is!

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Guaranteed that place is haunted as FUCK!

[–] snippyfulcrum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly if not for the fact that everything is likely rotted to fuck and back, it would actually be really cool in my opinion. But guaranteed that shit is rotted out and would cost way more to fix than it's worth, which is sad.

I love old buildings, especially ones that look like it probably has some interesting history attached.

[–] Tiritibambix@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I love old buildings, especially ones that look like it probably has some interesting history attached.

For this same reason, we're going to try and visit it.

Maybe we're up for a good suprise ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 1 points 1 year ago

In other news… your ass and thighs will get chewed to shit sitting on that window seat…. Errr

Abandon hope all he who enter here… who said that? Lol