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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Won't this just backfire on then horribly? How do they honestly expect young voters to react when you ban their treats?

Stupid beyond measure

[–] darkcalling@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are they going to do? Vote for a party that didn't approve of this aka a third party that will never win? Protest a bit then go home when it doesn't work?

Or more than likely go use some brand new or existing suddenly mysteriously popular thanks to a CIA push American/western backed platform that's similar but not the same?

Compare to the consequences of not crushing Chinese social media which is America sliding down away from unchallenged hegemony of the global cultural discourse, unchallenged hegemony of the towering heights of tech, communication, etc.

It isn't about Americans being spied on. Tiktok is controlled by the CIA and NSA and their American offices are full of "former" intelligence officers. It's about the fact that because it isn't American they can't use it in influence ops globally, they can't control global discourse with it. Just like Huawei, it was never about Chinese backdoors, it was about lack of 5 eyes western back doors in the equipment going to others that threatens the "national security" of a hacking empire of spies. The problem was always someone in Africa or Russia or India or South America, etc who couldn't be spied on, influenced, moderated by American power via American companies, back-doors, back-room agreements with the State Dept and CIA for influence OPs, helping color revolutions, etc.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When vine shut down, it was basically a fast-content desert for several years. Music.ly wasn’t that great, but it was the only real alternative since most of the other alternatives sucked or didn’t exist, then it got acquired by Byte Dance. American companies learned from that mistake and now they’ve been working on their own shitty TikTok clones

I can’t imagine many people will switch over unless the features are good and creators get to tell their fans to switch before it’s too late

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Libs normally: "Free market competition good"

Libs when company not from USA and is successful: "Not like that! It's obviously a SeeSeePee front to brainwash our kids!"

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 years ago

won't sumbode think of or keeds

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So because the government can't control TikTok they'll just pull some Red Scare bullshit out of thier asses and ban it? It's mostly free speech, small government Republicans? 1984

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

The government does control TikTok lol. CIA and NATO psyop and intelligence officers are executives, and all the servers are stored in the US and co-managed by American companies .

Either no one briefed the politicians on this and they’re about to set up a banning precedence that could ruin intelligence ops in many countries, or it’s just jingoism and nothing will actually happen to it.

It's mostly free speech, small government Republicans?

No, democrats are very proud and want everyone to know that it’s a bipartisan bill

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dream of a day where a "bipartisan bill" is "everyone gets a home, employment, and a puppy"

[–] whatup@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dems and Republicans: best i can do is prisons, slave labor, and K-9 units of cyborg German Shepherds from Boston Dynamics.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

20235: Elon Musk got inspired by the video game Detroit Becomes Human and gets government subsidies to create humanoid robots with emotions and senses in order to boost demographics. For some reason, the female robots are at an incredibly advanced technological state but the male ones haven’t even gone through the blueprinting process

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Begging whatever cruel being is in charge of this shitty reality not to subject innocent robot girls to the Muskrat.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Either no one briefed the politicians on this and they’re about to set up a banning precedence that could ruin intelligence ops in many countries, or it’s just jingoism and nothing will actually happen to it.

I think it's doing nothing while having the appearance of doing something.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 years ago

Tiktok is stacked with cia and FBI and other state employees.. every big tech company is

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

has it even passed? can it even pass? maybe celebrate once its banned, Mike.

[–] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago

It's not going to pass in the end and if it does, the courts will stop it.

America doesn't want to set a precedent of forcing companies to sell off their foreign branches. It'd be disastrous for American companies as soon as they lose their hegemonic status.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Seethe and cope

Jelly and peanut butter

Chips and fish

Robin and Batman