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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 85 points 8 months ago

Western Civilization is a balding middle-aged man trying to impress 14 year old boys.

You know, just like the Greeks.

[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 8 months ago

I hollered 💀💀💀💀💀

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 61 points 8 months ago
[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago

He grows more divorced by the day

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Imagine being the richest person that has ever lived, and instead of doing literally anything else you spend your finite time alive whining on social media or trying to act like an edgy, South Park raised 15 year old

What a fucking loser

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Imagine being the richest person that has ever lived,

Mansa Musa destabilized the economy of two continents by going on a road trip. Musk destabilized a single social media company. Dunno that I'd give him this much credit for his wealth.

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

Holy shit he's so lame

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago

This dude is just out there RADIATING sad loser energy

Everyone thinks bezos is a dark lord supervillain and not a whiny bitch because he has mastered the art of… shutting the fuck up and staying out of the public eye (the sad mistress arc notwithstanding)

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

I love you, alive girl. I want to show you with my body

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

What a weirdo

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 38 points 8 months ago

I think someone has difficulty differentiating between personal and global issues.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

Day in the life of an Afrikaner

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Under socialism all divorced men will have all of their social media accounts permanently put onto mute.

Divorced white South Africans will have their social media accounts permanently set to a mute setting twice as strong as regular mute.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

He yearns for the radiation and dust of Mars, and only socialism can make it so

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 8 months ago

Most of the times I can follow the twisted logic of far right shitbags when they cry wolf about the supposed death of their "civilisation" but I have no clue what he is talking about here. I am feeling it's vaguely about woman not being willfully subservient to billionaires but is that it?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

Money can't buy love, but I don't know if he's capable of it. Empathy is the profit killer.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Mad that his ex wife hates him

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"should filed be listed among"

WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS?

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Typing brainfart and not proofreading probably

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Relatable tbh

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Unbecoming of the second biggest genius in the world.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

hard to tell if it's just anglo-brain or him being so mad that he forgot to correctly

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

Divorced by his wife, and divorced from reality.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This man is going to pay all of Trump's legal bills and be his VP

Trump will proceed to die of something hamburger related.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

I don't think this would be much worse than the alternatives

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

You can't be the president or vice president if you weren't born in the USA.

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

I dunno tell Ted Cruz that

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Cruz has an American citizen mother and got his birth certificate instantly when he was born. He was never naturalized, nor did he need to be.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Dang it, I briefly hoped my country not being the world's worst buffoon ancaptain

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

He can stage a rebirth in VR and emerge from an AI generated anime character's womb before rapidly aging into an adult avatar. Boom, done. This is a one line of dialogue fix here people.

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

This isn’t true, the 14th amendment clearly states naturalized citizens are equal. This very matter is being challenged in the courts now, and hopefully this will be their interpretation. Naturalized citizens shouldn’t be treated as a lesser class, and that’s precisely what the equal protection clause in the 14th is about.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

No non natural born citizen has been president and no challenge has been successful yet. It's a strong argument but that's all it is until a challenge successful.

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Yes, and it’s super unclear which way the Roberts court will swing on this one. Staying tuned.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago
[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Critical support to super rich ex-wives

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

Christ he's pathetic.

[-] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 8 months ago

Lenin failed to consider rich ex-wives about imperialism

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago
[-] WitchHazel@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Good to see someone finally calling out abusive deadbeat dads for making their wives divorce them

Also she's not even super-rich, she only has like ten mil

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 8 months ago

Claims to be a science guy, yet can't recognize the common denominator. Curious 🤔

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