Western Civilization is a balding middle-aged man trying to impress 14 year old boys.
You know, just like the Greeks.
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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Lol
I hollered 💀💀💀💀💀
(e)rekt
Most divorced SO FAR
He grows more divorced by the day
Imagine being the richest person that has ever lived, and instead of doing literally anything else you spend your finite time alive whining on social media or trying to act like an edgy, South Park raised 15 year old
What a fucking loser
Isn't he like 50 or smth
52 apparently
Imagine being the richest person that has ever lived,
Mansa Musa destabilized the economy of two continents by going on a road trip. Musk destabilized a single social media company. Dunno that I'd give him this much credit for his wealth.
Holy shit he's so lame
This dude is just out there RADIATING sad loser energy
Everyone thinks bezos is a dark lord supervillain and not a whiny bitch because he has mastered the art of… shutting the fuck up and staying out of the public eye (the sad mistress arc notwithstanding)
I love you, alive girl. I want to show you with my body
What a weirdo
I think someone has difficulty differentiating between personal and global issues.
Day in the life of an Afrikaner
Under socialism all divorced men will have all of their social media accounts permanently put onto mute.
Divorced white South Africans will have their social media accounts permanently set to a mute setting twice as strong as regular mute.
He yearns for the radiation and dust of Mars, and only socialism can make it so
Most of the times I can follow the twisted logic of far right shitbags when they cry wolf about the supposed death of their "civilisation" but I have no clue what he is talking about here. I am feeling it's vaguely about woman not being willfully subservient to billionaires but is that it?
Money can't buy love, but I don't know if he's capable of it. Empathy is the profit killer.
Mad that his ex wife hates him
"should filed be listed among"
WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS?
Typing brainfart and not proofreading probably
Relatable tbh
Unbecoming of the second biggest genius in the world.
hard to tell if it's just anglo-brain or him being so mad that he forgot to correctly
Divorced by his wife, and divorced from reality.
This man is going to pay all of Trump's legal bills and be his VP
Trump will proceed to die of something hamburger related.
I don't think this would be much worse than the alternatives
You can't be the president or vice president if you weren't born in the USA.
I dunno tell Ted Cruz that
Cruz has an American citizen mother and got his birth certificate instantly when he was born. He was never naturalized, nor did he need to be.
Dang it, I briefly hoped my country not being the world's worst buffoon 
He can stage a rebirth in VR and emerge from an AI generated anime character's womb before rapidly aging into an adult avatar. Boom, done. This is a one line of dialogue fix here people.
This isn’t true, the 14th amendment clearly states naturalized citizens are equal. This very matter is being challenged in the courts now, and hopefully this will be their interpretation. Naturalized citizens shouldn’t be treated as a lesser class, and that’s precisely what the equal protection clause in the 14th is about.
No non natural born citizen has been president and no challenge has been successful yet. It's a strong argument but that's all it is until a challenge successful.
Yes, and it’s super unclear which way the Roberts court will swing on this one. Staying tuned.
Critical support to super rich ex-wives
Christ he's pathetic.
Lenin failed to consider rich ex-wives about imperialism
Good to see someone finally calling out abusive deadbeat dads for making their wives divorce them
Also she's not even super-rich, she only has like ten mil
Claims to be a science guy, yet can't recognize the common denominator. Curious 🤔