It's the dunk tank.
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Do these condescending automated messages work on people? I can't wrap my head around the strategy behind taking a tone like this with your voter base.
Fuck outta here.
I will never forgive Bernard Sanders for giving my phone number to these demons
I wish we could take back campaign contributions.
fr this shit is so annoying
Text them back some wild copy pastas.
the incantation you need is "Meg egy ilyet kapok es megbaszom anyadat a ravatalon!"
it is written in the ancient scrolls: http://bash.hu/1
(roughly "if i get another one of these, i'll fuck your mom at her wake" in english)
Ummmm...okay? You didn't take the survey? Ummmm wow. Deeply Unserious. That just happened.
This is the most important election of our lifetimes and you couldn't take a few minutes out of your day? Guess you want Trump to win.
I mean it's only eight questions
AUTOMATED MESSAGE: 
Enlist to end
this seems to be characteristic of all the late-in-the-election-season fundraising emails they send out, too. aggressive and always hyperbolic. just absolutely repugnant communications tactics that must actively drive away engagement.
The worst thing Bernie ever did was turning over our contact info to the fucking DNC
They're negging you
Are you kidding me, condescending scolding is the primary language of libs.
Fits the narrative that "we" are in an existential struggle for democracy and There Is No Alternative, so why are you trying to enforce healthy boundaries like some entitled millennial?
Democrats hasten to paint others with the Deeply Unserious brush because they sense something about themselves.