I view it as more "1hr ago" sees notification "wait no way" makes various sex noise and gets notification followed by several minutes of laughing.

That or they got out the ball gag for an hour.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 2 years ago

Or a refractory period.

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

Judging by the time gap in notifications, it looks more like they took an hour long break

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So you like it ruff?

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

And prefers doggy style

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

You sly monologue! You had me dogging!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sound recognition? Is this an always on thing in iphones. I hope it doesn't get sent back to servers or something

[–] ji17br@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s all done on-device

[+] vox@sopuli.xyz -35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

(also I'm fvcking tired of privacy extremists on here. if something is proprietary it doesn't mean that it uploads literally everything to the server, on-device processing is still a thing y'know)

[–] DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

on-device processing is still a thing

Unfortunately even if this is initially processed locally, there's a significant risk that results and/or samples are still sent back. manufacturers have shown on multiple occasions that the allure of data they can leverage is too much to resist.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Somebody mentioned their Google Takeout (export of Google data) contained audio of them using the Google assistant. So Apple could technically do the same thing.

I'm not a privacy extremist, I just want to understand how technology works and how you should be using things in order to be safe online.

[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

AFAIK this only happens if you agree to let Google store clips to train their speech recognition (which is optional)

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

that only happens if you explicitly agree to uploading voice clips

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

if you hate privacy extremists why'd you join Lemmy?

[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is 100% a flex.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

"Not only did I have sex, but I was having sex for more than an hour!"

[–] liquidparasyte@pawb.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He really got that dawg in him

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Woof woof

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah posting it publicly for millions of people to see and judge screams 'embarrassed'

[–] noli@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

Oh no, strangers on the internet know I had sex and there were dog-like noises! That's the exact same as people who know me IRL such as family or coworkers! I shall now sink through the ground in shame!

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Training data wrong? Nah bro it was just doggystyle 🤷‍♂️

[–] Fargeol@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Plot twist: you were alone

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

You horny dog, you!

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I know someone who supposedly sounds like a pig squealing when getting boned. At least according to her son who overhead his parents having sex.

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago