Racing through heavy traffic like an utter sociopath with not only a death wish for myself but also for everybody else on the road.

Which you know, sigh is how people with cool cars tend to drive in real life and I always see them fly by on the highway and am like “Why the hell aren’t you doing this in a video game??”. When you hit a car in a video game at 80mph no one dies, turns out that doing this in real life tends to actually kill people though weirdly.

Just the loudness alone of cool cars all souped up with custom painfully loud exhaust is absolutely insufferable from a noise pollution standpoint. What assholes lol.

I get why people find it fun though….. which is why I have a blast doing it in a video game.

Korok abuse

In old schools laws, gambling.

Uh let's see, destroying infrastructure with armoured vehicles, being involved in and actively promoting a multi generational world war, genocide, arms dealing, piracy, war crimes.

lightsaber fight

Depending on ones political alignment, either

Alcoholism and drug abuse during work hours

or

Cultural genocide against indigenous people

A casualty while trying to survive the open road, killed by animals. My soul has left my shell.

Murdering aliens with 6 Guns(Brotato)

Piracy lol (Sea of Thieves)

Illegal establishment of colonies

Driving around on a bike that would get ticketed for too low speed and killing everything and everyone that I come across (Days gone).

Battling demons at midnight in a skyscraper. And shooting myself in the head to do it.