this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 214 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Roopappy@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago

Quality automobiles.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You've got to put it in H!

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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 116 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Ah, the old merge and commit genocide.

Seen this before, we don't need a sequel.

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 107 points 2 years ago (4 children)

merge and commit

Are we talking fast-forward or squash merges?

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Squash, definitely squash.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Bonus points if the different branches are all large, have a decent amount of overlap, and rely on different revision dependencies. And pushed through with minimal review or oversight.

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[–] towerful@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

What does the CI/CD pipeline look like for this?

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[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 109 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

As an older Millennial, I keep thinking Yugoslavia still exists. And the US 9/11 attacks happened last year.

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I recently watched 'robot dreams' good animation movie from 2023, setting is 90's new york. It was so strage seeing the twin towers in the background during the entire movie. But then i realized the new generation has no first hand 9/11 experience and would probably dont even notice.

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[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya

To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go

To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it

Down to Kosovo, they'll shoot you fast and you'll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go

Get shot in Kosovo!

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I wonder how many lemmings understand this is a Beach Boys reference.

Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?

I think it's safe to say that anyone in the USA who still listens to the radio knows the Beach Boys.

[–] pixelscript@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Radio?

Oh, you mean the app with the heart my mom uses?

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Some people just like old music :)

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[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bosnia: "Ooh, can we go to the beach?"

Croatia: "Haha, fuck no!"

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 99 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whipped up on my phone in 5 minutes

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

You think that's bad, check out Chile.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They can have Neum, as a treat.

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 2 years ago

Yugoslavia 2 isn't on my 2024 bingo card, but if they make the flag look cool...

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Meanwhile I'm here thinking it would be nice if the whole world was made up of countries of that size with a global alliance that will fuck up any country that starts getting all imperialistic.

[–] match@pawb.social 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"the circled region needs more countries. please break up the big ones"

[–] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I hope the Russian federation is going to look like that in some time.

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[–] SilentStorms@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many Balkan countries. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's me writing to the US president.

I mean do we really NEED two Dakotas?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Do we even need one? I propose we give them back first

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[–] Alsephina@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 years ago
[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sure they had no idea what they were doing when they randomly circled the Balkans and presupposed that there was no problem with their proposal.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Yea, prime c/thatsthejoke material.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.de 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] chevy9294@monero.town 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

Bosnia less so

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[–] Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 28 points 2 years ago

still hurts after all these years

[–] butsbutts@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

do it and rename it to superfunhappyland

[–] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do not taunt Superhappyfunland!

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[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Anybody tell him, he should go slavia.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am a bit bothered by how the modern borders of Croatia seem like they are designed just to prevent Bosnia and Hercegovina from having a coast. I get that you can have a thin country, but they are really pushing it. Give them one beach!

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

He doesn't even realize he just circled a federation within a federation

[–] Asnabel@szmer.info 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

catchy accordion music starts playing

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Tito intensifies

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Capitalism thrives on divide and conquer especially socialist states. Same playbook as forever.

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[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

They're not entirely wrong... Quite a bit of the division comes from pre-modern events and decisions.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the olny one that even has a chance is albania and kosovo uniting

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How did Tito keep the peace? He wasn't magical. You would think he successors could have done the same.

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[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Oh... Oh no...

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