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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 119 points 4 months ago

The pseudo filenames every other line were painful.

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 56 points 4 months ago

First one was tasteful but they over did it

[-] arin@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Femcel confirmed

[-] cashews_win@sh.itjust.works 94 points 4 months ago

So nice when an incel meets a femcel and they have chemistry.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 40 points 4 months ago

It's sweet even though the chemistry is probably thiol based

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago
[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 79 points 4 months ago

G was code for, "Girl" that's the gay part.

The rest was fake anyway.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago
[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago
[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

So now we have 5 Gregs

  • Sci-Fi Greg
  • D n' D Greg
  • Open Source Greg
  • Japanese Culture Greg
  • Girl Greg
[-] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

You forgot about Old Greg!

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Gregg rulz, ok!

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

G. is definitely planning to harvest her organs

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

A female on 4chan?

[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

I don't know but I got to try that pick-up line and see what happens.

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 47 points 4 months ago

Asking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It goes down well with very few people, but it goes down very well with those few people

[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You miss all chances you don't take. And yeah, I'm fully aware in the wrong context it becomes super creepy. But tbh a lot of flirting is creepy...

Maybe she says something more modest like "oh I used a new shampoo".

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

You miss 100% of the scents you don't smell

[-] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 4 months ago

There are ways to avoid flirting being creepy, asking before trying, asking for feedback, leaving an easy exit.

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 months ago

David Attenborough: "Ok these mating rituals are getting ridiculous"

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Good bait fed won't get me that easily

this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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