I don't have ketchup either, so I just yank off the pages I've already read.
I remember once reading that someone did this for real. And another person would tear their paperback book in half if it was too thick to hold. I was very sad for a while after that.
Libraries love this one little trick.
It'll help you ketchup to where you were
badum tsss
It'll let you see which pages you've red!
Use mustard if someone already read the book using ketchup
The name of the book?
An Illustrated History Of Ketchup.
Some people use self generated bio materials
that's actually smart
How Suletta Mercury reads
There's a little place in hell, in a pit covered with rusty nails and shit, dedicated to people that ruin perfectly good books for shitty reasons.
Book reader community.
