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[-] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago

I'm interested in the alternate endings.

[-] Neato@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago
[-] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

Okay... supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.

[-] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.

[-] _HR_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.

[-] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Early access to Resi 6

[-] Venicon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.

[-] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 23 points 1 year ago

2 Alternate endings 🤣

[-] morix@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago

a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

That one looks like it's part of the cover and caught me off guard

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.fmhy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Passion of the Assion of the Chris

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

LOADED with ADULT CONTENT

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Jesus died for our bloopers.

[-] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago

If you die on the cross you die in real life

[-] rockerface@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

and Knuckles

[-] trapmaster@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Jesus weeps.

[-] supermurs@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I'd love to relive the laughs!

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Stop it Pontius, your nails are tickling me!

Hey guys, remember, no spoilers

[-] Javish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Beware of spoilers online.

[-] jeanofthedead@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I cackled. Thanks for this.

[-] ProfessorLupinstein@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I keep laughing at bloopers. This is top tier!

[-] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Early Access to Resi 6

[-] unixpoweredvic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

You magnificent bastard!

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