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[-] Nioxic@lemmy.world 126 points 1 year ago

Large person β‰  large penis

[-] glowie@infosec.pub 38 points 1 year ago

It's a meme, not biology class

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency

[-] qisope@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it's their relative values that matter here

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister?

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Sweet home Alabama!

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell?

[-] srwax@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but not a good one

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 27 points 1 year ago

"Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping

[-] Kahlenar@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either..

*Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse πŸ˜‚

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Particularly when they're on that much gear.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

And all the roids make it shrink anyway.

[-] couragethebravedog@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Roids only make your balls smaller.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 1 year ago

Jealousy = jealousy

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Totally survivable

I hope someone gets this reference

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago
[-] eating3645@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Your display name pairs hilariously poorly with the article, hahaha.

[-] Aux@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago

What are these seconds and minutes and what are lbs?

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

WHAT THE F*** IS A MILE!!!!!?? πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

[-] GingeyBook@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago
[-] HamBrick@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Roughly 800 bald eagles put wingtip to wingtip

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 year ago

the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭

[-] temmink@feddit.de 28 points 1 year ago

*wife and they, indeed, also have a child

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 year ago

So is it a tiny girl or a huge boy?

[-] Roundcat@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Why not a huge girl or a tiny boy?

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 year ago

Because height and build tends to be influenced much more heavily by your same sex parent than the other one. Dunno why, but that's how it almost always works 🀷

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

It couldo also be an average non-binary or a non-average non-binary

[-] isthismanas_ml@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago
[-] masquenox@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Fuck... she better pray he's not a restless sleeper.

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