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[-] 4zi@hexbear.net 78 points 5 months ago

Okay, pay me more than so I can raise one

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 69 points 5 months ago

glasses-off Make more babies
glasses-on Make more babies
glasses-off Make more babies
glasses-on Make more babies
glasses-off Make more babies

These must be broken

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

Literally what I thought when I saw the post lol

[-] seeking_perhaps@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago
[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Weird, mine say “Make more white babies, bomb and starve brown people” when I put them on

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 66 points 5 months ago
[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

No, it's more white people

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

more white slaves

the difference between the "right" and the "left" is that the former is so triggered by other races that they want even their servants to be white

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 59 points 5 months ago

dont these people also think there's too many people in existence

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 85 points 5 months ago

It’s only called overpopulation if they’re not white

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[-] jaeme@hexbear.net 55 points 5 months ago

That’s the very foundation of “Make More Babies”. It may be a bold statement that challenges societal norms, but it’s who we are. It’s what we believe. And it’s where we stand. (taken from https://everylife.com/pages/make-more-babies)

visible-disgust

They are also anti-abortion, who would've figured?

[-] Sinistar@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

a bold statement that challenges societal norms

How high was the person who wrote this? Most people are still having kids even if the number is down.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

tfw no cute femboy to marry and reproduce with BibleThump

[-] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

I wonder if they also mean "make more black and brown babies" ?

thonk

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 39 points 5 months ago

Those are the most important ones. Who is gonna give cops job security?

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

I don't want to bring a child into a world where people are unironically projecting Elon Musk tweets onto buildings.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

have 27 babies all named R2D2, raise none of them, get officially disowned by at least one

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

Wow so a dad can't name his kid "Lockheed Martin x-232321 stealth bomber" and read her racist nursery rhymes from south africa?

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

He can, but that cuts into his Being Constantly Online time, so he won't.

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[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago

porky-happy reserve army of labor go brrrrrrrr

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 33 points 5 months ago

More slaves for Elon and his fellow billionaires. Fuck outta here. Have more babies, but we will still pay you a starvation wage, drag the mother back to work once the baby hits six weeks, make the parents pay a ton of money for daycare... etc of capitalists slavery practices. Like he said when advertisers pulled out of his shitty platform "Go... Fuck... Yourself"

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

It’s funny that I’ll never have kids but if I did I’m “supposed to” experience the best thing in life (love for a child) yet the best thing I can do for the unborn child is to not bring them into existence because of how harsh it would be for them. In essence they exist but in reality they don’t because they shouldn’t exist because I’m stopping them from existing because my love for them is too strong.

Nerd reply guy: “Adopt kids” 🤓

why don’t you mind your own fucking business?

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

No one owes you kids, sweaty :)

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

If Elon Musk thinks it's a good idea I aint doin it

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago
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[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Imagine what a tantrum they would have if the migrants that keep getting bussed to NYC gathered on Times Square holding up those signs.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

If Elon pays me 5mil per kid and promises to support the children till they reach adulthood, and maybe a few years after, I'm sure I could find someone willing to pop out kids with.

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[-] Greenleaf@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wait a sec, I figured everylife dot com was some anti-abortion lobbying site or something. They literally just sell diapers and baby wipes. Not give them away to moms to encourage them to not abort, literally just doing normal ass capitalism. This is an ad campaign to sell diapers.

Edit: holy crap their wipes cost like 2X what wipes cost at Costco.

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[-] Yllych@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

these people aren't pro life, they inhabit the life denying ideology of capital like any bloodless liberal state apparatus. Only difference is they're pro fetus

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

Once when that child is born, they all want them dead.

They're just omnicidal maniacs who happen to also have a pregnancy fetish.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

Make more babies as opposed to raise a family or something really makes this shit extra. Produce more baby.

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[-] dead@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

If i ever write a book i'm disclosing my weird kinks in the introduction and specifying which pages the kinky stuff is one so people can skip/skip to those parts.

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 months ago

We wait in eager anticipation

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[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Joke's on them. I can't.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well, I wasn't until I saw the very creepy marketing but I guess now you've changed my mind

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure we in Central America are carrying most of North America's birthrates. Probably not the type of kids he wants being born though.

Also is that woman being paid to do that or is she as batshit as Elon?

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

I would rather crawl through a mile of broken glass and jagged rusty metal on my hands and knees naked than bring a child into this sick, dying world.

[-] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Imagine the outrage if this was the DPRK

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

This makes me want to do that less if anything

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Is this just Sheldon Adelson’s “Jewish continuity” but for gentiles?

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

it's that but for white people

[-] D61@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

boykisser copium They said to have sex and get married. sicko-gay

I wish we had the income flow to adopt, but that's not happening and the adoption agencies around here are domninated by christo-fascist profiteers.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

I want to thank my cracker genes for making me ugly af. I get to spend my weekends playing games and not babysitting my offspring. (no shame to those who do have kids tho)

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