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Fitbit Clock Face (programming.dev)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] felbane@lemmy.world 181 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

[–] JPDev@programming.dev 70 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Heres the link to it https://gallery.fitbit.com/details/74a1aee7-457c-441e-9e93-ed17a18b01df?openwith=fitbit

Repo: https://github.com/Sharkgrammer/clockface.json

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Yep. I switched. Doubt anyone will notice tho

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 138 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My god it’s all strings.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Always has been

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 111 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 107 points 11 months ago (51 children)

This is a pinetime it looks like.

You should get one, open source and $30.

[–] ramsay@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Does it support the watch command?

user@watch:~ $ watch now

Otherwise, who knows when "now" was...

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Watches should be round IMO. I'm happy with my Samsung Watch 4 Classic.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but square screens are way cheaper to procure and to program for, and every little helps in an open source project aiming for $30.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

honestly just depends on what kind of watchface you want, square is cheaper and in some ways more convenient so if you don't want an analog clockface there's no reason to bother

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[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 12 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Thanks for posting! I was looking at the pinephone esrlier but this would be an even better tinker device for me atm!

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 11 months ago (10 children)

The pinephone is not really usable now. The pinetime is awesome though.

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[–] makuus@pawb.social 84 points 11 months ago (6 children)

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They should put it as Unix epoch instead!

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 59 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I prefer YAML please

[–] verstra@programming.dev 80 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please, dont joke with things like this. Someone might take you seriously...

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

XML it is!

[–] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Let's go back to binary blobs. Everything being xml and json is boring.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I have just the thing for you! Ever heard of binary XML?

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[–] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 46 points 11 months ago

here you dropped your whitespace 🤏

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

yaml sucks. I'd like a toml one

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

I exclusively use YATL: Yet Another TomL.

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[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Everything's a string 😢

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[–] extratone@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

Datestamp horror.

[–] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hopefully that's not a resting heart rate.

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

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[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

[–] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 17 points 11 months ago

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

[–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Here's one for Wear OS / Pixel Watch.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.az261jsoncodewatchface

EDIT: And a terminal one.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.awfterminal

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

I've seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 11 months ago

You've got the hour hand and the minute hand… they're right there. What's wrong? /s

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It's perfect 🥹

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