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Fitbit Clock Face (programming.dev)
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[-] felbane@lemmy.world 180 points 9 months ago

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Yep. I switched. Doubt anyone will notice tho

[-] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 138 points 9 months ago

My god it’s all strings.

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Always has been

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

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[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 111 points 9 months ago

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 107 points 9 months ago

This is a pinetime it looks like.

You should get one, open source and $30.

[-] ramsay@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Does it support the watch command?

user@watch:~ $ watch now

Otherwise, who knows when "now" was...

/s

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Watches should be round IMO. I'm happy with my Samsung Watch 4 Classic.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but square screens are way cheaper to procure and to program for, and every little helps in an open source project aiming for $30.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 9 months ago

honestly just depends on what kind of watchface you want, square is cheaper and in some ways more convenient so if you don't want an analog clockface there's no reason to bother

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[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 12 points 9 months ago

Thanks for posting! I was looking at the pinephone esrlier but this would be an even better tinker device for me atm!

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 9 months ago

The pinephone is not really usable now. The pinetime is awesome though.

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[-] makuus@pawb.social 84 points 9 months ago

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 7 points 9 months ago

They should put it as Unix epoch instead!

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 59 points 9 months ago
[-] verstra@programming.dev 80 points 9 months ago

Please, dont joke with things like this. Someone might take you seriously...

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 47 points 9 months ago
[-] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 months ago

Let's go back to binary blobs. Everything being xml and json is boring.

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I have just the thing for you! Ever heard of binary XML?

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[-] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 46 points 9 months ago

here you dropped your whitespace 🤏

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

yaml sucks. I'd like a toml one

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

I exclusively use YATL: Yet Another TomL.

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[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 54 points 9 months ago

Everything's a string 😢

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[-] extratone@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago

Datestamp horror.

[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Hopefully that's not a resting heart rate.

[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

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[-] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

[-] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 17 points 9 months ago

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

[-] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

I've seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface...

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 months ago

You've got the hour hand and the minute hand… they're right there. What's wrong? /s

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It's perfect 🥹

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