169
billionaires are forced to waste incredible amounts of energy and resources creating unique experiences for their billionaire asses
Imagine using such an insane amount of resources on just yourself.
I'm exposed to some very wealthy people at work and none of them are normal. I feel like money is a drug and greed is addiction and these people are so mentally fargone (in that they can only see the world that's described by money and think of every human interaction as a transaction or investment) that they are like children who design their own meal plan
Breakfast: bowl of nerds Lunch: 14 kit kats Dinner: marshmallows
and then wonder why their feelings have gone haywire and they can't get no satisfaction.
very well said
now add the fact that they all have bunkers, and they believe that they will not suffer the ill effects of economic chaos.. this leaves them totally immune to the suffering of others, and that's exactly how they like it.. Mark plans to eat the finest beef in the world on his little island, while the rest of us starve and fight it out over scraps of bread..
This new Farmville update is shit. I can't even play it.
I really liked that game, I'd still play if it wasn't for the microtransactions
Calling it now The Zuckerburger
Already bored of the metaverse project, Mark?
No longer satisfied with just smokin' those meats, he now has to start at the source.
"it tastes better if you uhhh hunted the animal yourself..."
Is now
"It tastes better if you uhhh raise the animal on a strict diet which you imagine will somehow marinate the meat while it grows"
Get a clue, you wierdo.
Considering how well the metaverse is doing, it's good to have a backup plan
WHO FUCKING CARES. TAKE NEWS OUT OF YOUR SITE'S NAME.
Boing boing, the Guardian, Sky News, Fox, NBC, India Today, the Blaze, and the New York Post. This is nottheonion, not serious news. If you don’t care, why the fuck are you here?
I don't care about Zuckerberg's feeble attempts to cosplay as a human whilst using it as PR to try and make himself seem like anything other than the unbelievable monster that he is. I do care that supposed news sites are doing the last part for him.
Pretty much all of the websites are criticizing him for this. It’s happening and there are people who’d like to know this, so it’s news; soft news is news for better or worse.
Pretty benign as far as billionaire hobbies go.
The rest seem to want to run their own private space programs or worse, meddle in politics.
when you have more money than you know what to do with
He's trying to make his own Kobe beef. Tha kfully this prick will die long before that will ever happen
i think Mark expects to live a long time
Jesus christ.
He... uh... really pulling a Musk there, ain't he.
The fuck is wrong with feeding cows grass?
Cows eat grass, I've seen them do it
There's grass everywhere, even in hawaii I think
Fidel Castro would be proud
Erm, how is he related?
He had a thing for cows. Look up "Ubre Blanca"
Beer and macadamia.
So... Drunk cows with the runs.
Cows have the runs normally...
What have you been feeding your cows?
Grass, have you been around cows much?
Their not exactly the most sociable bunch but cow dung is not exactly runny.
And I have seen a cow with the runs and the poor creature sounded like a water cannon going off.
No
Silly Mark, following his logic eating the rich just got way more desirable.
And it is the only non-vegan, hopefully non sustainable option I allow.
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
169 points (88.9% liked)
Not The Onion
12175 readers
799 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS