The weird fake teeth are starting to creep me out now.
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Probably miss obvious attempts of being hit on.
"What floor you guys going to?" "Oh, we're GOING DOWN." "OK, so like, ground floor or basement?" "Oh we dont mean the elevator." ".... did you mean the stairs?"
Here in the States, I'd recognize that as MAGA hair.
Bathroom's down the hall.
I feel it's wise to have a realistic appraisal of oneself, and broke, damaged, and almost 50 ain't landing 1 or 2 college girls. Hell I couldn't do that in my 20s or 30s.
Honestly they look like they'd be annoying. They look like this other people who post on Facebook "I don't do drama" and yet somehow drama happens.
If you try "openers" on women walking into elevators like a captive audience you deserve to die in a fire
I just never talk to anyone ever. Because I don’t want people to talk to me and I follow the golden rule.
There's nothing you can say to a group of women who aren't interested in you that will sway their mind.
The women got to be thirsty as fuck to override the lifetime of having their defense up to let someone hit on them unless they're into it.
Counter point:
I always liked this elevator. It picks me up when I'm down.
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going down?
Straighten my leather jacket and give them export permits for all my employers classified products.
I'd say to them the same thing I say to anyone else.
"Hi. What floor? Have a good night."
What is this, an Axe commercial?
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why would you use an "opener" on random people getting into an elevator with you?
Did you catch the game last night?
Yes, it gets better each time I watch it. Excellent performance by Michael Douglas.
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“I use Arch, by the way”
My smartwatch only shows my uptime, not the actual time. They'll love that.
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Silence also an option.
Opener? I barely know 'er!
... am the only one who thinks the girl on the left needs a make up tutorial?
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