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Wi-Fi Sickness? Bruh, where on this planet are you not going to be surrounded by it? There's satellite linked internet projecting Wi-Fi to rural areas as we type.

You can go to the tallest mountain on this planet away from everything and you might just be giving yourself a better signal to Starlink.

Wi-Fi Sickness I looked it up, it's mostly idiopathic and it's not a scientifically valid sickness. It's oddly enough more attributed to negative expectations and thinking that Wi-Fi is more harmful than it is and can give the brain a preconceived notion, that messes with perception of danger and that can cause anxiety WHICH causes the feeling of feeling sick.

So basically, it's not real and the person needs therapy and the person giving in to the paranoid/anxious delusion of Wi-Fi sickness should put their parenting pride aside and take them to a therapist.

Ridiculous claim aside, if they want a solution they should be setting up like a chicken wire Faraday cage, not making this everyone else's problem.

Ask them what bandwidth range they claim he's sensitive to. Show them the level of background electromagnetic energy there is in that range anywhere on Earth by default, if they can even provide an answer to that. Suggest they should leave Earth.

You don't use wifi cause you believe it gives you wifi cancer.
I don't use wifi cause a $6 ethernet cable gives me faster and more dependable internet.
We are definitely not the same.

It's not about the wifi, it's the perception of wifi.

These people get upset when they think there's wifi, actual wifi is irrelevant. You can gut a router and fit the case with an AA battery and an LED and they'll have 'symptoms' if they see it.

Set up an access point to broadcast dozens of SSIDs so they see tons of wifi when they open the wifi screen on their phones.

Easy.

If you want to annoy them, tell them you have the most powerful wifi router in existence, exceeding legal emission limits.

If you want to "play nice", tell them you set your wifi to minimum (or even disabled it if you want).

The upside is that you don't have to actually do anything for either to work.

Everyone knows WiFi routers generate phlogiston which unbalances the 4 humors and causes brain clouds.

If I encountered someone like this I would 100 percent start hoarding radio equipment and start to build a Monolith antenna from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. lots of lights not a whole let else.

Imagine for a second that this is real and substantiated - if your neighbour could feel it, you're going to be fried alive. It would probably be several thousand times above the regulations (and it would probably cost way more than $250).

Don't forget to do seperate 2ghz and 5ghz SSIDS...oh and guest networks

Unless you specifically want 5GHz, a microwave with a disabled safety interlock is way better than any router.

A few years back got some new neighbors. This is in rural TX, everybody has at least one acre of land. There is plenty of room to just fuck off and mind their own business.

Anyway, new neighbor comes over and demands I quit using my smoker because it bothers his wife. We laugh him off the property lol.

He calls the cops throwing a fit and eventually got his dumbass arrested for disorderly conduct.

They moved away shortly thereafter, we still laugh about it around the neighborhood.

Neighbor after anon plugs in new router:

Anon wants a point to point directional antenna. Focuses the radio beam in one direction.

There are forms of electro-sensitivity that can disturb people, but usually it's from loud and poorly phased circuits in homes. Never wifi.

A lot of errie/haunted buildings are actually just electrically loud, and a number of them become peaceful once the wiring is fixed.

Typically, consumer ovens work around a nominal 2.45 gigahertz (GHz) – a wavelength of 12.2 centimetres (4.80 in) in the 2.4 GHz to 2.5 GHz ISM band

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_oven

Anon doesn't need an entire router or WAP, just an old microwave they can pull a magnetron out of.