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Anon is looking for a router (suppo.fi)

submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if you have rectal cancer after years of inserting a ethernet cable int your ass for more dependable orgasms?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He said Internet, not intercourse.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

what is the difference? they both go in your ass AFAIK