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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Necronomiconnect always gets a cackle from me.

But you can be a bastard.
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Remote_audio_capture
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[–] SpaghettiMaster@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

Vaccine microchip activation relay.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Error - Unhandled Exception

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DNS Handshake Error

and for good measure make an open guest network named

LG_Data_Stream