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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine for a second that this is real and substantiated - if your neighbour could feel it, you're going to be fried alive. It would probably be several thousand times above the regulations (and it would probably cost way more than $250).

[–] AuroraB@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

nah, one can microwave people from a distance with a properly shaped antenna with minimal damage to themself

upd: it's probably illegal and kinda mean, so don't

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but that's a special case. Normal home APs usually have a doughnut-shaped pattern.