Atheist Memes

Shiver me timbers, the God that doesn't bother preventing rape and genocide may lift a finger against me. Must mean I'm a good guy.

That's like a child telling me Santa's not coming this year.

Why should I be afraid? Isn't he like really merciful and stuff?

reads bible

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If you are a Christian, you should be absolutely horrified by the reality of God's coming judgement, since most major denominations of Christianity do not allow for salvation for any other. There are 40,000 denominations (slightly less). It's highly unlikely yours is the right one.

There are a few exceptions. The Holy See recognizes the Orthodoxies, but not Protestants.

And Universalists offer salvation to everyone, even if they're not Christian.

(If God was judging us, They might have given us clear instructions.)

I saw this thing once where a christian group had done an experiment where they interviewed people and they found that "people who said they didn't believe in god felt uneasy when saying it" and used that to conclude that they were afraid of gods judgement. No you fucking idiots. They're uneasy about YOU!!!

Threatening people with torture, very Christian

Religious people like being watched and punished.

The shear lack of cognitive empathy here is mind blowing. They cannot fathom a world in which they might be wrong. I mean there’s faith and then there is this. I have faith the sun will rise tomorrow, but I can imagine a scenario, however contrived, where that doesn’t happen.

Why would I be afraid of the Abrahamic God's judgement when I know that wily Odin is forever forestalling Ragnarok?

Hahahahahaha don't hurt me sky daddy

Omfg laughing so hard

Is Santa gonna come get me too? And the tooth fairy

Hahahahaha

The Easter Bunny is coming! The Easter Bunny is coming!

My thinking is, if the Christian God does exist, then based on his own scripture he's a heinous war criminal who isn't WORTHY of my respect.

Pff, you wish, loser, my sky dad can definitely beat yours up. Pussy ass bitch sends angels to do all his murders anyways.

Idk if god isn’t some morally bankrupt joke and actually thought about my life, I think I’d be ok, I volunteer regularly, I give to charity, I like to do random acts of kindness, I’m always ready to lend a hand or a shoulder to cry on. I believe very strongly in the power of community and I’m a lot more culturally christian than most believers I know, I like all the love your neighbor stuff, do unto others, what we do to the least of us… I feed the hungry, I give drink to the thirsty, I welcome the stranger, I clothe the naked, the only one I don’t do is visit those in prison. If god is a good and moral being, I’ll be ok and if it turns out they don’t exist, well I’ll have lived a good life

the rapture - but this time for realsies! ™️

But if you are a Christian, God might come and randomly tell you to murder your child or randomly rape you wife and you shall be fully accepting of that reality.

Telling someome who isn't Christian to fear God and his divine wrath is no different from someone who practices Hinduism telling a non-Hindu person they're gonna reincarnate as a lowly worm. Or a devout Muslim telling a non-Muslim person they're going to Hell for eating pork.

It really doesn't do much for anyone other than make you look like an asshole.

christofascists making bioweapons or dirty bombs or some shit, wants to murder millions, but it's not their genocidal fantasies - it's GOD.

sure bud.

Lol, I'm horrified so many people still believe this dualistic, supernatural hocus pocus. If you study the history it's obvious men made up all the supernatural stuff to control people easier than just force. It came about when groups got larger and wealth inequality took over. The men wanted to keep their benefits and power and made up one version after another, each with a more fantastic story to really impress people!

Real truth does set you free from all that unhealthy baggage and truth withstands scrutiny, unlike the unfalsifiable stories they demand belief, like Sagan's invisible dragon story. It's a system that made up a problem for them to solve, and people don't see that. The NT was written to match the OT. The namesake said we can transcend here and now, as conscious stardust, not some magic realm later, be woke now. Peace!

No noes! Alduin will end us all! HA

I'm afraid of his current world

My thinking is, why is everyone starting their comments like this?

My reasoning is, that if God exists and is just like Christians claim, then it is enough that I live like a good person. If he is petty and judges me for the fact that I don't worshop him, then I wouldn't want to worship him anyway and fuck him.

Why are you giving this dumbass a voice?

It really isn't that terrifying, when you tell me, that your imaginary friend is angry with me.

My thinking on the matter is this:

If God exists, he would be more pissed at me for lying and taking his name in vain, rather than being honest about it and say that the evidence available to the normal man doesn't convince me he existed.

Surprised to see no one here thinking: modern American Christians are the ones that better hope God isn’t real. By his own words, he will cast out these two faced “believers” that praise him with their words but defy his teachings with their actions. They all think they have fire insurance in their back pocket by being baptized and publicly declaring they accept Jesus. But, as a testament to their ignorance of their own religion, they fail to read Jesus’ actual words saying that isn’t enough.

The righteous badass power people try to project into their keystrokes just doesn't come out of the screen.