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Yeah, i'm totally afraid of a god i don't believe exists (lemmy.ml)

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[–] bad1080@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

the rapture - but this time for realsies! ™️

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm selling pet insurance for the rapture if anyone's interested

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Insurance to take care of the pet after? Or to pay someone who's pet gets raptured and they don't?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Apparently, pets are not eligible for the rapture, so I've assembled a global network of non-believers ready to step in for believers' pets after their pious Christian owners get raptured

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

But how can they trust anybody who gets left behind not to sacrifice their pets to Asmodeus during a D&D game between orgies?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

At that point it won't matter

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Ahh. Well that makes as much sense as the rapture, so good on you.

[–] bad1080@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

are you hiring?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Seriously, I want to find a way to provide convincing evidence that the rapture happened and you weren't invited. (Neither was I.) I think it would be a momentarily painful but ultimately character-building exercise for them to process that out.